Things NOT to say to a cop

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.


3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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[gemini 0]

How about...

"I'll go with you as soon as I finish my ribs."

Wonder whatever happened to those ribs?

Blue skies,

Jim

[tbrown 26]

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?"


You should have peel a label off the bottle and slap it on your forehead, so you can tell him you're on the patch.

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

[fasterfaller 0]

You estimate my speed at 95 . I estimate that your wife weighs 275 . Is either one of us really that good at estimating ?

[RevJim 0]

Halloween:
Trick or Doughnut.

It's your life, live it!
Karma
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[MattM 0]

"well hello aucifer!"

Matt

[Laurel 0]

What are you stupid? Of course I can't walk a straight line. I've had too much to drink. Duh!

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[freakous 0]

I can't even do that when I am sober!

[skydivexxl 0]

Q: Are you drunk?
A: Yeah, I'm horny too. Wanna suck my D@#$?

Q: I clocked you doing 75
A: I would have hit 100 if you didn't stop me!

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[RevJim 0]

Those are good!
The one I heard was "I clocked you doing 75"
"Really?! Cool! I thought you got me passing that car that was doing 75!"

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[Magistr8 0]

Where did you come from? I don't see any donut shops around here.

I didn't know they served donuts out this far.

[sunshine 2]

Why bother talking, crying seems to work best.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Snowflake 0]

Occifer I'm not as thunk as you drink I am

Always remeber 2 wrongs don't make a right but 3 lefts do

[blondeflyer7 0]

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Why bother talking, crying seems to work best.

I tried that once and he kept smiling and gave it to me anyways.....blah.....he must have needed his quota for the month

[fasterfaller 0]

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Why bother talking, crying seems to work best.

That only works if you have boobs

[sunshine 2]

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That only works if you have boobs

Lucky for me, i have boobs. And damn spectacular ones too!!!

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[fasterfaller 0]

Yes , you have a spectacular set for sure from what I have seen of them in that freefall photo someone has of you on here . I may have to use that photo for my screensaver .

[sunshine 2]

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Yes , you have a spectacular set for sure from what I have seen of them in that freefall photo someone has of you on here . I may have to use that photo for my screensaver .

That would be my darling Revjim. God i love that man.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[AggieDave 6]

After going 90 in a 50 down a country highway, he gets pulled over by a state trooper. The conversation goes like this:

trooper: Boy, I've been waiting for you all day...

Driver: Sorry about that, I got here as quick as I could!

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[jerm 0]

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Why bother talking, crying seems to work best.

cop i jump with in PA is LESS likely to let you out of a ticket for crying cause it's such an obvious ploy.

smart guy..... which leads me to #16)

"If you were as smart as you think you are you wouldnt' be a cop!"

Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time

[jerry81 10]

Tried;
"It must suck to work the midnight shift, huh?", said in a very patronising tone after the cop caught us drinking in the vicinity of the embassy he was guarding and told us, in a tone that seemed a bit too arrogant to me, to clean the mess someone else had made. I think it was the closest I ever came to experiencing police brutality.

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[BBKid 0]

"Well, it's not my fault - the speedo needle wobbles between 10 and 90 mph!"

Nick
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"I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

[highfly 0]

When they give you the " You do not have to say anything " speech just reply " Please don't hit me again officer. It hurt enough the first time "

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[suz 0]

13. "I'm not cunt, drunkstable!"

Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

[txblondie 0]

Very cute! Have you tried that one? I didn't know the cops in College Station had a sense of humor!

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