linuxguy 0 #1 June 5, 2003 Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favourite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I haven't ever heard of that one", says the other cowboy, "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, you mount her from behind, you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands, and then you whisper in her ear; "Boy, these feel just like your sister's".... and then you try to hold on for 8 Seconds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #2 June 5, 2003 oh thats good.... there was a pretty good stern show that talked abotu positions.. my favorite was the "david copperfield" "your doing the girl doggy style and right as your about to spew you pull out and spit on her back, so when she turns around you let fly in her face.." "its an illusion see?"____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 June 5, 2003 OH that'll get ya laid...ONCE!!!! funny but Im sure you wont have many repeat customers!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #4 June 5, 2003 Those damn rednecks!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #5 June 5, 2003 I still prefer the donkey punch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 June 5, 2003 Just pull out the 'ol shocker! ====== ===== == ====--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #7 June 5, 2003 QuoteJust pull out the 'ol shocker! LOL, I forget who came up with it, I'll have to do a search and find out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #8 June 5, 2003 QuoteI still prefer the donkey punch What????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #9 June 5, 2003 QuoteWhat???? Just ask Wildblue, he seems to have experience with this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #10 June 5, 2003 Well, if you don't like the donkey punch, there's a few more we could try... The Rusty Trombone... or a Dirty Sanchez--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #11 June 5, 2003 QuoteWell, if you don't like the donkey punch Doesn't every woman like the donkey punch? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #12 June 5, 2003 QuoteWell, if you don't like the donkey punch, there's a few more we could try... The Rusty Trombone... or a Dirty Sanchez ....waiting, such as?~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #13 June 5, 2003 QuoteQuoteWell, if you don't like the donkey punch Doesn't every woman like the donkey punch? Ok...is this the obvious? Donkey Punch...... Or is this just some guy term?????????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Laurel 0 #14 June 5, 2003 And don't forget the Blumpkin...................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Casie 0 #8 June 5, 2003 QuoteI still prefer the donkey punch What????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #9 June 5, 2003 QuoteWhat???? Just ask Wildblue, he seems to have experience with this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 June 5, 2003 Well, if you don't like the donkey punch, there's a few more we could try... The Rusty Trombone... or a Dirty Sanchez--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #11 June 5, 2003 QuoteWell, if you don't like the donkey punch Doesn't every woman like the donkey punch? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #12 June 5, 2003 QuoteWell, if you don't like the donkey punch, there's a few more we could try... The Rusty Trombone... or a Dirty Sanchez ....waiting, such as?~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #13 June 5, 2003 QuoteQuoteWell, if you don't like the donkey punch Doesn't every woman like the donkey punch? Ok...is this the obvious? Donkey Punch...... Or is this just some guy term?????????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #14 June 5, 2003 And don't forget the Blumpkin...................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
