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Can't I at least wressle someone in my own age group?

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I called....the nursing home said it was too degrading of a practice, plus their residents had to be home by 6 pm.



Not to mention the issue of rampant osteoporosis.;)

Chris



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Nah.. it's not your SIG line that is annoying Chris ;)



Just Kidding... Honestly
or am I???? LMAO..


really, I'm kidding ;)

I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

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Muenkal.... I hate your avatar

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Bring it on baby!!



Just watch out for the oozing puss coming from her incision.[:/]

Chris



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I called....the nursing home said it was too degrading of a practice, plus their residents had to be home by 6 pm.



You mean you called them from your room with your little buzzer that's attached to your bed? :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I called....the nursing home said it was too degrading of a practice, plus their residents had to be home by 6 pm.
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You mean you called them from your room with your little buzzer that's attached to your bed?



No. He asked them after he fell over the rail on the bed and they came automatically to see if he could get back up. B|

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I think you could make even more money by charging to eat pudding off of Skymama $5 a lick? Sign me up!



:$ You guys are really good for a girl's ego....except for PLFKIng, he sucks at it.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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$5 a lick?



Yes. But now you must define a "lick". I mean one could say a lick is a quick swipe with ones tounge, or they could argue that constant contact counts too.....

I think you'll have to charge by surface area cleaned by said "lick" and what locations on "the victim's" body are to be licked. I mean it's all about property values right?:D:ph34r::S

Skymama, I'm not this weird in person..... awww hell who am I kidding....:)
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Y'all are making me squirm in my seat. Quit, I need to get some work done and I can't concentrate! :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I thing you'll have to charge by surface area cleaned by said "lick" and what locations on "the victim's" body are to be licked. I mean it's all about property values right?




We can use frosting to make squares. Then affix a $ amount which fluctuates depending on the "region." :D

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We can use frosting to make squares. Then affix a $ amount which fluctuates depending on the "region."



At Couch Freaks they have an interesting deviation of that. The Chicken Poop lottery. A packing mat is divided into 6 inch squares. Whichever one the chicken poops in, is the winner. Of course, freaking out the chicken is regarded as cheating (and hardly a challenge).

Everyone seems to be keying on removing the chocolate. Applying it could be just as expensive. :ph34r:

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We'z e got to show SkyMama out NW hospitality when she comes to town this month.




Hide your tall rubber boots and be nice!!!! :D



Yeah, but Clay, you can't put human feet in the boots with yours to keep a person from getting away from you, like with your usual playmates.

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