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If it were possible that I would have appeased the monkey gods in such a way that my ever so humble self might ever earn a monkey name... I would graciously accept the name

monkey spunk

so that no other monkey would have to endure the toment to go with such a name...
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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CHECK IT Nun's of you biotches will be getting a :ph34r:name until such a time as you both jump with me and party with me. That being said, you guys don't qualify. Actually, plenty of people who have both jumped and partied with me have not qualified just BECAUSE I SAY SO. Make no mistake: I am the monkey I personally buy all the hats I administer. It's a fraternal thing; very personal. Monkey names, on the other hand, are even more scarce. Most skymonkeys have no special "name;" they just have their regular name or some other nickname on the back.

I am more than happy to jump and party with everyone here. Impress me with your general attitude during those activities and you are in. Pester me like SunCheHag did for so long and I will make you wait. Believe me, it's special. Just ask Paul Rafferty, Chris Talbert, Sangiro, Betsy, Aggie Dave, Kris, Lisa, Stephan Lipp, and various and sundry other "qualified" skymonkeys.

Chuckie

PS: I will definitely be at Rantoul. I will also definitely be at the PSN at The Ranch. Not sure what other out of town runs I can make, so just come on down to Raeford and check our style. We are not sucking here at Raeford.

Sky:ph34r:ONE

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Rantoul it is then... all my monies are for there... so a trip to Raeford... is just out.... for now! B|

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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ahhh ha, so that's whats up. had no idea aboot the whole monkey phenomemon, so. jump+party. i'll work at getting a check in that box.

party you might haff ta watch out though, former squid so come dawn it's possible others may get an ass (you know what) made out of em:P


Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

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What's the sked on the Sky:ph34r:One Tour? Or at least, when does it hit the left coast? B|



Perris in September, assuming I am one of the top ten at Rantoul. Mark, you should know that Lisa Briggs is my full proxy and can award monkey status.

Chuck


Guess I'll have to clean up and get ready for my interview, etc....:)

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Believe me, it's special. Just ask Paul Rafferty, Chris Talbert, Sangiro, Betsy, Aggie Dave, Kris, Lisa, Stephan Lipp, and various and sundry other "qualified" skymonkeys.



The fraternal ref is bang on. I felt nothin' but good vibes & family love in Raeford, and I can't wait to hang with the monkeys again. I think Rantoul will be quite the gathering.:)
Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

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Mark, you should know that Lisa Briggs is my full proxy and can award monkey status.


Thank you, oh great monkey.

Yes, I, the Bytch :ph34r:, have had bestowed upon me by the :ph34r: the power to create new :ph34r:s where before there were only hung over skydivers. I do have to clear all new nominations with the :ph34r: god, Chuckie, before they are made official. But my word carries weight people!

There's a good possibility that the West Coast branch of the family will grow come Memorial Day weekend. That is if those seeking monkey status impress me properly. ;)

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I was in Raeford for the 4th last year.....
Holy shit, it'll be tough to beet the people out there, and damn.....
be careful while trying to earn your name (stay on the right side of the fence....):D:D:D

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

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...Monkey names, on the other hand, are even more scarce. Most skymonkeys have no special "name;" they just have their regular name or some other nickname on the back.



I'm kind late with this one but...

Also be warned people - a :ph34r: name is not always flattering :D

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...Monkey names, on the other hand, are even more scarce. Most skymonkeys have no special "name;" they just have their regular name or some other nickname on the back.



I'm kind late with this one but...

Also be warned people - a :ph34r: name is not always flattering :D



Damn dude, don't be giving all the :ph34r: secrets away;)
"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING

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