crapflinger2000 1 #1 June 6, 2003 OK, for those of you who know this riddle, STFU about the answer and let everyone who doesn't have fun with it.... Situation: You are walking through a forest and you come to a clearing. You find a dead naked guy holding a match lying there. How did he get there? Rules: You can only ask yes or no questions to arrive at the answer. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 June 6, 2003 Has the match ever been lit?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 June 6, 2003 BOO BOO: GEE YOGI...Ranger smith isnt gonna like this! YOGI: hey there BooBoo, That silly sonuva bitch shouldnt have been trying to burn the forrest down....My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #4 June 6, 2003 Yes. In fact it is only 1/2 of a burnt match... (has been broken in half) __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #5 June 6, 2003 Did he die of natural causes -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #6 June 6, 2003 NO __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #7 June 6, 2003 did he get there on his own? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #8 June 6, 2003 Quote BOO BOO: GEE YOGI...Ranger smith isnt gonna like this! YOGI: hey there BooBoo, That silly sonuva bitch shouldnt have been trying to burn the forrest down.... Reminds me of a t-shirt I saw at a sci-fi convention-- Boo-Boo: "Yogi, I don't think Mister Ranger is going to like this." Yogi: "F*** the ranger, Boo-Boo!" "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #9 June 6, 2003 Is this in anyway related to lighting farts?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #10 June 6, 2003 If your question is: Was he murdered? No __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 June 6, 2003 did he walk there? I mean he got there,right. is this one of those TOO MANY DETAILS riddles?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #12 June 6, 2003 Not related to lighting farts.... he did not walk there... Manner of death is important to riddle... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #13 June 6, 2003 Damn, I thought I had it. See THIS. Guess I'll have to figure out another way that coulda happened.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 June 6, 2003 QuoteNot related to lighting farts.... he did not walk there... Manner of death is important to riddle... HAHAHA it didnt have anythin gto do with looking for a gerbil ....did it! HAHAHAHMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #15 June 6, 2003 No gerbil involvement. Sorry __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #16 June 6, 2003 Is the dude all burned up or is his dead body in somewhat decent shape? Burns, holes, etc... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #17 June 6, 2003 Impact trauma __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #18 June 6, 2003 did someone put the match there after he died? was the match involved in his death? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #19 June 6, 2003 He died with match in hand. Match was a factor in his death. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #20 June 6, 2003 I thought it was the middle of the desert, but anyway... Good riddle! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #21 June 6, 2003 Did he drop a watch in an out house and wanted to look down the hole to see if he could see it and BOOM.....???My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #22 June 6, 2003 was there anyone else involed in his death? was there anyone else involved in getting to where he is? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #23 June 6, 2003 I know I know what happened I think... So this guy lives in trees and stuff cause he's a hippie protesting logging. He was taking a toke of his bong up there high in the tree naked being one with nature and stuff and he just fell out of the tree? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
celljumper 0 #24 June 6, 2003 Did he fall out of an airplane? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #25 June 6, 2003 There was someone else involved (though not in a criminal sense) He did not fall from an AIRPLANE. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites