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crapflinger2000

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OK, for those of you who know this riddle, STFU about the answer and let everyone who doesn't have fun with it....

Situation:
You are walking through a forest and you come to a clearing. You find a dead naked guy holding a match lying there. How did he get there?

Rules:
You can only ask yes or no questions to arrive at the answer.

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What would Vic Mackey do?

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BOO BOO: GEE YOGI...Ranger smith isnt gonna like this!

YOGI: hey there BooBoo, That silly sonuva bitch shouldnt have been trying to burn the forrest down....



Reminds me of a t-shirt I saw at a sci-fi convention--

Boo-Boo: "Yogi, I don't think Mister Ranger is going to like this."

Yogi: "F*** the ranger, Boo-Boo!"

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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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I know I know what happened I think...

So this guy lives in trees and stuff cause he's a hippie protesting logging. He was taking a toke of his bong up there high in the tree naked being one with nature and stuff and he just fell out of the tree?

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