RevJim 0 #26 June 6, 2003 I can't make it to the boogie, but: Quote QuoteWing Suit Flying~ Chuck Blue QuoteRW Photography~ TBA QuotePhotography~ Jason Peters Any chance of seeing these in Rantoul?It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #27 June 6, 2003 Everything I know I learned from picking the brains of much better people that are already at Eloy. The only slot open would be competition RW camera flying and Stevie is far, far better than me -- really -- he has a LOT of gold medals to prove it.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #28 June 6, 2003 QuoteAin't nobody needs to see me in black spandex I do! I do! QuoteI was thinking more along the lines of flying camera for a freestylist. Gotta work on my freefly quite a bit, but once we get the tunnel up and running that's definately on the list. You say when...you say where... I'm there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,552 #29 June 6, 2003 That is an awesome selection of topics. The only thing that could be added would be how to solar-power your house with duct tape, foil, a hose, and 3 glasses, by Billvon... Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #30 June 6, 2003 Wingnut and Viking can teach a class on how to clean up puke without waking up the other bunkhouse guests. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #31 June 6, 2003 QuoteThe only thing that could be added would be how to solar-power your house with duct tape, foil, a hose, and 3 glasses, by Billvon... Bwahhhhhhhhh well a girl really only needs two tools...WD-40 and duct tape. Maybe Bill could learn from the chics in da house Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,552 #32 June 6, 2003 QuoteStalking lessons Quotei've got a few seminars scheduled. I'm even gonna have visual aids!! Is Sebazz coming? I know you had to cancel the sessions at the last one because he blew us off... Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #33 June 6, 2003 QuoteIs Sebazz coming? I know you had to cancel the sessions at the last one because he blew us off... He was forgiven though cause he called me at 6:00am on jan.3 to make sure i didn't miss my flight home. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #34 June 6, 2003 QuoteFor all those interested, myself and sky one will be available to teach the fine art of NIG NOGGERY for those so inclined and brave enough to take the class Excellent! I will also be presenting a seminar on "How to scratch a sleeping lion's balls with a hot fork - for beginners" No one has lasted long enough to hear the advanced course. Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dragontail 0 #35 June 6, 2003 QuoteExcellent! I will also be presenting a seminar on "How to scratch a sleeping lion's balls with a hot fork - for beginners" No one has lasted long enough to hear the advanced course. pmsrofl !!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #36 June 6, 2003 QuoteQuoteFor all those interested, myself and sky one will be available to teach the fine art of NIG NOGGERY for those so inclined and brave enough to take the class Excellent! I will also be presenting a seminar on "How to scratch a sleeping lion's balls with a hot fork - for beginners" No one has lasted long enough to hear the advanced course. NOICE!!! Pencil me in"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #37 June 6, 2003 QuoteI will also be presenting a seminar on "How to scratch a sleeping lion's balls with a hot fork - for beginners" No one has lasted long enough to hear the advanced course. Wink darn now i wish i was able to go!!!!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #38 June 6, 2003 QuoteI will also be presenting a seminar on "How to scratch a sleeping lion's balls with a hot fork - for beginners" No one has lasted long enough to hear the advanced course Bwahhhhhhhhh pick me! Pick meeeeeee!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #39 June 6, 2003 QuoteWingnut and Viking can teach a class on how to clean up puke without waking up the other bunkhouse guests. i think we still need practice b/c we woke up that one guy in the top bunk. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #40 June 6, 2003 You were going to use a fork or your finger nails? quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #41 June 6, 2003 QuoteYou were going to use a fork or your finger nails? BB looks at Quark slyly and says: "Well I don't know there Quark honey, which would you prefer?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #42 June 6, 2003 QuoteFor all those interested, myself and sky one will be available to teach the fine art of NIG NOGGERY for those so inclined and brave enough to take the class I'll attend if you use the Powerpoint presentation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #43 June 6, 2003 A How to stuff 12 skychics in a 4 person tent!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #44 June 6, 2003 make sure they are naked and coated with baby oil first.................it should help I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #45 June 6, 2003 Almost forgot I'll have a small session in a How To Funnel A Big Way!!!!! So reserve your slots now!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lewmonst 0 #46 June 6, 2003 QuoteQuoteFor all those interested, myself and sky one will be available to teach the fine art of NIG NOGGERY for those so inclined and brave enough to take the class Excellent! I will also be presenting a seminar on "How to scratch a sleeping lion's balls with a hot fork - for beginners" No one has lasted long enough to hear the advanced course. can i preregister for the nig-noggery chuck? What do you recommend? I was thinking of downing a six-pack while driving between Phoenix and Casa Grande... As for your seminar sangiro, well, I can already scratch a sleeping lion's balls with a hot fork. I just did. he kinda likes it. if he wakes up though he grabs me and won't let go and wrestles with me... what's in the advance course, i need a new challenge? psssst... b^2, the courses look great. Cajones can offer an course on how to become a rodrigues brother, practice jumps and practice body shots included. we could both offer a course on driving to Eloy from Ohio through blizzard in a day, including how to pass the salt truck and driving in brail. I could also teach and intro course on being a video-whore and mega firewiring. yeah, so, good times. keep up the good work! peacehttp://www.exitshot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #47 June 6, 2003 QuoteI just did. he kinda likes it. That's not a lion. That's a moose. Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #48 June 6, 2003 Quotemmmm mmmaybeeee too early to commit. Ah, c'mon Kate... inventory can wait until after January 1st, it's always slow the week after Xmas, and if the boys can't handle it by themselves by then... Bring the DWB. It'll be fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #49 June 7, 2003 QuoteMassage seminar - i.e. how to make your friend's shoulders feel better don't worry... prephect will be there hopefully............. he could be considered the "grand master" at it..... just ask divaskycick......... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #50 June 7, 2003 QuoteI will also be presenting a seminar on "How to scratch a sleeping lion's balls with a hot fork - for beginners" No one has lasted long enough to hear the advanced course oh my god, in alomost 3 years of posting i havn't seen a post this funny from you......have you taken a hit on the head???? crashd your motorcycle????? or is it the ultimate....... becme a bonefined post whore.....you can tell us.. you've been secretly aking lesons from clay havn't you???? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
