Swoopyswoop 0 #1 June 8, 2003 Her I am sitting in my house looking at this stupid computer screen, when it is at this time 1. 84 degrees outside 2. absolutely no wind 3. not a cloud in the sky 4. cold beer waiting in the fridge at the D.Z I must be retarded. Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most OZZY OSBOURNE "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beej 0 #2 June 8, 2003 I know the feeling..mind you, I have a bad back... ---------------------------------------------------- If the shit fits - wear it (blues brothers)-- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #3 June 8, 2003 QuoteI know the feeling..mind you, I have a bad back... whats sad is that I am feeling quite well actually, just dont wanna go jump!!!! Whata pathetic loser I am. Its no wonder that I will die a old lonely single hermit LMAO "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #4 June 8, 2003 Why are you doing that?? On the other hand....why am I here talking to you. Oh shit ....I must be retarded too!!!!!!?!!L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #5 June 8, 2003 I dunno just not in the mood to be honest "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #6 June 8, 2003 No worries Scotty! Sometimes I don't feel like jumping either. You're not NEARLY as pathetic as me right now -I'm in my office doing some geek work - got on DZ.com for a brain-break. Got a couple jumps in at SMB this afternoon and then the clouds rolled in, so I split. Might go out to Hollister tomorrow for a jump or two.... Beers, Vinny Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #7 June 8, 2003 No jump needed bro ... go do the male stripper thing :) C-ya -My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #8 June 8, 2003 Hookit has the right idea dude. Help out The Lioness! Show her how to do the Texas Two-Step Swoopy style in the buff. Just make sure I'm not in the room - or even in the city for that matter. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #9 June 8, 2003 You can have my weather conditions for the weekend if I can have yours, seeing that youre not in the mood for jumping anywho. Light rain and clouds at 800 feet SUCK! --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #10 June 8, 2003 QuoteHookit has the right idea dude. Help out The Lioness! Show her how to do the Texas Two-Step Swoopy style in the buff. Just make sure I'm not in the room - or even in the city for that matter. Yah they wont know what hit em when I come out strutting my stuff, nothing on but a smile. Well a smile and my stetson that is of course "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #11 June 8, 2003 QuoteNo jump needed bro ... go do the male stripper thing :) C-ya - Besides, you know how rowdy drunk skydiving chickies get bro. I wouldnt make it out of there alive LMAO. But you know now that I think about that for a minute. WHAT A WAY TO DIE "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #12 June 8, 2003 Just strut out there with your Stetson and introduce yourself as the Texas Tripod.......then let them have their way with you.... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldnewbie 0 #13 June 8, 2003 You think your a pathetic loser, how about me!!! I'm just too damn cheap to go. I have to find a home dropzone, and i have to rent gear, and since i havn't gone in so long,(because i'm too cheap and the weather sucked) i have to i guess pay somebody to jump with me to get current. So that provides me with an excuse not to go until i get more time to jump lots each day on the rented gear. It isn't like i can't afford it either, I'm just a cheap bastard!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivinMedic 0 #14 June 8, 2003 I sure wish we had that kind of weather here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpy 0 #15 June 8, 2003 ahh well no need to jump if ya don't wanna on the other hand no jumping when you DO want to sucks!! Haven't jumped in a month the longest i've gone in a year!! I keep on going and patting my rig.. lol But this coming weekend I shall fly again!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #16 June 8, 2003 Quote I must be retarded. You must be, I'm sitting back in the UK this w/e wishing i was at the DZ in sunny california, its windy, its been raining and I don't have my rig and I'm whining. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #17 June 8, 2003 Look on the bright side Simon, you have EZ access to fine British beer...on cask no doubt! When are you coming back? Vinny Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
