Deuce 1 #1 June 6, 2003 You read it right. The reigning king of postwhoredom is scheduled to skydive in the East Bay this weekend. I will not let him spot. You can see the little pasture-maggots from altitude. No doubt upon sighting the objects of his Ovine desire, he'd bail. Two hours later I'd get a phone call from him in jail. See, Clay, animal husbandry does not include being an animals HUSBAND. If I can't be found on Monday, Bets can auction off my gear and split it with my heirs. No doubt I'll be in jail with the C-dog in New Zealand. Pray for me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #2 June 6, 2003 Which DZ??My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #4 June 6, 2003 Hey and he told me to be quiet about his visit... Yup he's coming out to round up some of skydivings most notorious fun loving criminals... Duece & Hookit are on the top ten most wanted list I'm sure I on the other hand have nothing to fear.. Right? Right? Unfortunately I was trying to come out Sunday to wiggle around in some Byron love but we got too much work on ze books Saturday & Sunday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #5 June 6, 2003 Uhmmm. ... you ARE taking him out to Byron where there's less a threat to the livestock, right? becuase if you took him to Davis, you'd have to go up 505 ya know and there's that big ole sheep farm on the left of the FWY... Sunday?I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #6 June 6, 2003 No further mention of specifics. This weekend. One day. East Bay. I'll get pictures. It should rock. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 June 6, 2003 QuoteI am skydiving with the SheepF*cker A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man. "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.." Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..." Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea.. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..." Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention. "But ya fuck one goat . . . " Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 June 6, 2003 Is this going to be my FIRST skydive in California? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #9 June 6, 2003 I don't care what your first is, I'll be there early on Saturday...cuz I gotta leave early.... you and I must do a 2 way (skydive that is). yup yup Cheers.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #10 June 6, 2003 Timmae! I'm driving, we should be out there by about 1:30. Hope that's not too late. PM me a phone number and I'll give you exact arrival times when I pick up the lad from the undisclosed location. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 June 6, 2003 Well after you pick him up take his cell phone away from him. He always calls me in the middle of the night begging me for phone sex. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #12 June 6, 2003 No worries, I'll be there or I won't. Sunday could be an option. Are you guys going to Byron on both days?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #13 June 6, 2003 Watch out.. he's a zoomer Its funny as hell to watch him spend an entire skydive trying to get the spock and only be a few feet away but _just_out_of _reach.. Its even funnier if you let him run around at night with his camera helmet still on...Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #14 June 6, 2003 QuoteWatch out.. he's a zoomer No worries there either Now all I gotta do is remember to bring my Video camera... I've been lazy.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #15 June 6, 2003 Quote Is this going to be my FIRST skydive in California? no one caught it??? Clay if it is.....BEER!!!!!!!!!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 June 6, 2003 QuoteIts funny as hell to watch him spend an entire skydive trying to get the spock and only be a few feet away but _just_out_of _reach. Hey....that was my first attempt. I gave them up after I destroyed my camera at Z Hills. I'll stick with grabbing a foot dock till I have 1000 jumps or so. Much less potential for problems. QuoteIts even funnier if you let him run around at night with his camera helmet still on. Nahh....that's just dangerous!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #17 June 6, 2003 Sunday afternoon only. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #18 June 7, 2003 Did I mention that sunday afternooon I plan on doing my 200th skydive ?? No? Ok, well you didn't hear it from me, ok ??? See you guys sunday, Lummy you better show. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #19 June 7, 2003 I'll make sure I'm there, even if I have to bring the lil lummies..... Dayumm dude... 200, I won't get there til a certain undisclosed boogie....I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #20 June 7, 2003 QuoteIf I can't be found on Monday, Bets can auction off my gear and split it with my heirs. Bwahhhhhhhh riiight I'm keepin it...and then I'll teach your girls how to be rock-n-roll ballerinas! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #21 June 7, 2003 Deal. Seriously, the weather is looking exceptional. Supposed to me in the mid 80's (Humidity in the 20's -take THAT East Coasters!) Winds to 15. See you there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #22 June 7, 2003 QuoteI'll make sure I'm there, even if I have to bring the lil lummies Gary for some reason when you describe it that way it scares me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #23 June 7, 2003 QuoteQuoteI'll make sure I'm there, even if I have to bring the lil lummies Gary for some reason when you describe it that way it scares me It's a perfect description. No one knows what Gary does for a reason. The lil Lummies are exact duplicates, but shorter and with razor sharp teeth.... Actually, their heads look a little like Sputnik.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #24 June 7, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'll make sure I'm there, even if I have to bring the lil lummies Gary for some reason when you describe it that way it scares me It's a perfect description. No one knows what Gary does for a reason. The lil Lummies are exact duplicates, but shorter and with razor sharp teeth.... Actually, their heads look a little like Sputnik.... Awww man I was just aggravating him.....they are very cute actually... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LouDiamond 1 #25 June 7, 2003 hey brutha, I seem to remember you having a broken landing gear issue. You up and running now or are ya going the duct tape route?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
LouDiamond 1 #25 June 7, 2003 hey brutha, I seem to remember you having a broken landing gear issue. You up and running now or are ya going the duct tape route?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
