SkyDekker 1,465 #26 June 9, 2003 QuoteAlso why can't he use a pointer of sorts? Not only that. Everyone knows that the elevator buttins are not in a single line. Usually they are broken down to two or more rows. I am pretty sure there is no elevator which has the buttons for all 100 floors in one row. hence, that can't be the answer to the riddle. Or if it is, the riddle was flawed to begin with Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #27 June 9, 2003 QuoteQuoteAlso why can't he use a pointer of sorts Wouldn't that get him arrested? If he's that short i don't think that would help him, unless his penis longer than he is tall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #28 June 9, 2003 we've made it a flamer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #29 June 9, 2003 I notice the use a stick portion is conventiently left out of the reply, so in rebut, I will suggest the vertically challenged fellow use a long stick, dowel, broom handle, Shovel handle, cane, umbrella, Yard stick, Meter Stick, or any thing else to extend his arm reach, such as another person.. As a small child I remember it well...(drifts off to dream State).... the days, the beautiful days of walking in an elevator, birds chirping, children playing butterflies flutting about. I look up and see all the buttons in the elevator. What ecstacy it was to be able to push every single one of those buttons. It looked like a Lite Bright.. Joyous it was....(slips out of dream state) Those were the day...My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #30 June 9, 2003 I heard this before - instead of "... he can get home if someone gets on the elevator with him" it was "he can get all the way up to the top only if it's raining" -- he has an umbrella with himit's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #31 June 9, 2003 Quote ...the beautiful days of walking in an elevator, birds chirping, children playing butterflies flutting about. I look up and see all the buttons in the elevator. What ecstacy... That must have been something mixed with that ecstacy, i've never seen or heard of bird chirping in an elevator,or butterflies for that matter. Where did you get it from? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #32 June 10, 2003 I know... hes not a midget, but someone with a rare allergy to plastic... he can touch the 1st floor button because so many people use it and so its become coated in dirt and fingerprints. but since so few people live above the 50th floor, if he touches buttons 51 through 100, he will die instantly of uhhhh plastic allergy death. well, im really tired and so it makes sense to me. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
