crapflinger2000 1 #1 June 9, 2003 Aiight, here is a new one... again, if you know the answer, please keep it to yerself. There is a guy. He lives at the top floor of a 100 story building (I guess he is rich). Every day, he gets up to go to work and rides the elevator down. He can ride the elevator all by himself going down. However, when he gets home from work, he can only ride the elevator all the way up to 100 if someone else gets in the elevator with him at the lobby. Otherwise, he has to get out at 50 and use the stairs for the rest.... why? yes/no questions __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 June 9, 2003 Because rich people are stupid __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #3 June 9, 2003 I am sorry, that is not in the form of a question... nor would I characterize most rich people as stupid. Go Larry Ellison! Kick ass buddy! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #4 June 9, 2003 i know the answer...because people like me deal with these sorts of issues Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #5 June 9, 2003 That is a big hint for those of you who have met Lizzard __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 June 9, 2003 Hehe...I've heard this one but can't remember it, but I'd say it was the same guy that was holding a chopped main for ransom yesterday (if you've been paying attention to the threads, you'll know what I'm talking about).--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #7 June 9, 2003 is he vertically challenged? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #8 June 9, 2003 Cause he is a midget and cant reach the 100th floor button7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #9 June 9, 2003 Quotei know the answer...because people like me deal with these sorts of issues You need breasts to press buttons above the 50th floor? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #10 June 9, 2003 Quoteis he vertically challenged? thanks for being so politically correct simon... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #11 June 9, 2003 HAHAHA!! Now I get it!!! HAHAHA!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #12 June 9, 2003 is it because 50 floors are underground?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #13 June 9, 2003 Pop got it - midget or child can't reach the buttons above 50 ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #14 June 9, 2003 QuotePop got it - midget or child can't reach the buttons above 50 So someone is going to get sued, that's not HANDICAP friendly. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #15 June 9, 2003 He's not smart enough to use a stool... Silly man.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #16 June 9, 2003 QuotePop got it - midget or child can't reach the buttons above 50 hang on, crapfinger hasn't replied, it could be that a vandal got in the elevator and broke all the buttons above 50, or that they ran out of buttons when they were installing the elevator, or someone got the order wrong and only ordered a 50 button elevator, or that there was an elecrtical union strike and they only got to install the 1st 50 buttons before they walked out, the possibilities are endless... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #17 June 9, 2003 QuoteHe's not smart enough to use a stool... Silly man. Typical 'rich' person __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #18 June 9, 2003 dude...that was the lamest reply ever.... that would make it so he could only get to the 50th floor no matter what.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #19 June 9, 2003 Quotedude...that was the lamest reply ever.... that would make it so he could only get to the 50th floor no matter what. and forgot to add... they installed a card reader that let you access the top 50 floors, and he lost his card, but everyone else who used the elevator did Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #20 June 9, 2003 you are a big dork Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #21 June 9, 2003 Yup, he is a shorty. Munchkin. Midget. Dwarf. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #22 June 9, 2003 QuoteQuotePop got it - midget or child can't reach the buttons above 50 hang on, crapfinger hasn't replied, it could be that a vandal got in the elevator and broke all the buttons above 50, or that they ran out of buttons when they were installing the elevator, or someone got the order wrong and only ordered a 50 button elevator, or that there was an elecrtical union strike and they only got to install the 1st 50 buttons before they walked out, the possibilities are endless... Keep in mind, he can ride to the 100th floor if there is someone else in the elevators with him. The elevator works fine. Or maybe he smokes so much pot that .....well I dont know if that would effect the riddle. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #23 June 9, 2003 Quoteyou are a big dork genetic problem, I can't help it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #24 June 9, 2003 Also why can't he use a pointer of sorts? Now he's really stupid. Just get a stick.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #25 June 9, 2003 QuoteAlso why can't he use a pointer of sorts Wouldn't that get him arrested?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
