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"While many claim that the threat of Linux on the desktop is overhyped, and that it has served mainly to give Microsoft's customers more leverage when negotiating contracts, a spate of highly publicized defections from Office to Linux desktops, primarily overseas, has Microsoft worried. These include a recent decision by the city of Munich, Germany, to migrate 14,000 desktops and notebooks from Office to Linux. According to published reports, MSFT CEO Steve) Ballmer flew to Munich to save that customer account but failed."


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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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How long does it take for the Death Star to reboot after a crash?



It has to do that "scan disk" thing during the reboot too...warning you of clusters "probably just taking up space" ... :P
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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It has to do that "scan disk" thing during the reboot too



And that'll give the Rebellion just enough time to take it out once more:D

Speaking of Office, has anyone tried OpenOffice? I've got it running on my eMac thru X11 and it's great!!!:)
My other ride is the relative wind.

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[little window] Deathdows has found some updates to the DeathRay program from EvilEmpire.com. Do you want to update your Death Star now or later?[/little window]



And...

[little window]Dr. Darkside has found a stop error in Deathdows. Life support systems have been terminated. Deathdows needs to be restarted. EvilEmpire.com strongly recommends you back up life support systems and run the ScanSatellite program upon restart of Deathdows.[/little window]

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see wav file.:D
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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Anyone remember the pentium commercial where the guy jumps and pulls and it says "processing parachute" and it takes it a while to open.... if i remember correctlyB|

is there a copy of that somewhere, maybe on skydivingmovies.com?

Matt

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I guess the City of Munich will settle for "Just good enough" . There is a strong feeling of anti-Americanism in France and Germany about now.. so they will do anything to avoid American products and settle for less than the best:)
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