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No telling how you wouldda survived that one. Whew. Lucky. You deserve a pizza. [/strongbad voice]quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #5 June 10, 2003 ***[/strongbad voice] Quote More like "SlingBlade voice" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TitaniumLegs 8 #6 June 10, 2003 I find a lot of stuff on the internet funny, but Strongbad is just trying to be the next Ren&Stimpy, Beavis&Butthead, Southpark or whatever. Even Laid Off Land is way better. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumprunner 0 #7 June 10, 2003 Quote[strongbad voice] Oh man, you dodged a bullet that time. No telling how you wouldda survived that one. Whew. Lucky. You deserve a pizza. [/strongbad voice] I deserve more than a pizza, I deserve a million bucks, a Fararri, a mansion in Scottsdale, a V-3 rig, and a few other things I could think of. And I deserve to be spoiled (oh wait a minute, I already am) Pfffff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #8 June 10, 2003 ***Pfffff! Quote Ahhh... Nevermind! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zenister 0 #9 June 10, 2003 Quotea mansion in Scottsdale I never understood why anyone would want to pay several million dollars for a house 12 feet away from your neighbors equally over priced home.....____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumprunner 0 #10 June 10, 2003 QuoteQuotea mansion in Scottsdale I never understood why anyone would want to pay several million dollars for a house 12 feet away from your neighbors equally over priced home..... Ok, a house in N Phoenix will do. A nice one! Maybe I can buy it with my "worthless stock options". Drrreeeeaammm on, Im goin' home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #11 June 10, 2003 I think it's kinda like the 25.00 cover charge at some clubs... It's just a way to keep the... Pfffff! Riff-Raff out! Know what I mean, Vern?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 4 #12 June 10, 2003 I dunno. I've been around the Sun a couple or 45 times and I've seen stuff come and go and I think the [urlhttp://homestarrunner.com[/url] site has a really nice blend of wit, reference & family accessability. I really like it. 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I used checks almost exclusively, because that way I never spend more than I planned. Of course, it's gotta be the carbon ones . I love carbon checks... Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumprunner 0 #16 June 10, 2003 QuoteQuicken works wonders...Does the math for you too... Aw dude, I just need to stop ignoring my balance thinking I have unlimited amounts of money to spend. There is one thing, when I dont have the money to go skydiving, I can always get quite an adrenaline rush by finding out what my balance is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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airtwardo 7 #2 June 10, 2003 It's called MATH... Learn it, Live it, Love it! You're gonna love those interest charges! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #3 June 10, 2003 QuoteIt's called MATH... Learn it, Live it, Love it! You're gonna love those interest charges! 7 bucks, I think I can handle it. What I cant seem to handle is my spending habits. Far as MATH, I hate MATH, it always seems to indicate that I dont have this limitless amount of money I can blow away on a whim. Life is rough. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 June 10, 2003 [strongbad voice] Oh man, you dodged a bullet that time. No telling how you wouldda survived that one. Whew. Lucky. You deserve a pizza. [/strongbad voice]quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 June 10, 2003 ***[/strongbad voice] Quote More like "SlingBlade voice" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TitaniumLegs 8 #6 June 10, 2003 I find a lot of stuff on the internet funny, but Strongbad is just trying to be the next Ren&Stimpy, Beavis&Butthead, Southpark or whatever. Even Laid Off Land is way better. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumprunner 0 #7 June 10, 2003 Quote[strongbad voice] Oh man, you dodged a bullet that time. No telling how you wouldda survived that one. Whew. Lucky. You deserve a pizza. [/strongbad voice] I deserve more than a pizza, I deserve a million bucks, a Fararri, a mansion in Scottsdale, a V-3 rig, and a few other things I could think of. And I deserve to be spoiled (oh wait a minute, I already am) Pfffff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #8 June 10, 2003 ***Pfffff! Quote Ahhh... Nevermind! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zenister 0 #9 June 10, 2003 Quotea mansion in Scottsdale I never understood why anyone would want to pay several million dollars for a house 12 feet away from your neighbors equally over priced home.....____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumprunner 0 #10 June 10, 2003 QuoteQuotea mansion in Scottsdale I never understood why anyone would want to pay several million dollars for a house 12 feet away from your neighbors equally over priced home..... Ok, a house in N Phoenix will do. A nice one! Maybe I can buy it with my "worthless stock options". Drrreeeeaammm on, Im goin' home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #11 June 10, 2003 I think it's kinda like the 25.00 cover charge at some clubs... It's just a way to keep the... Pfffff! Riff-Raff out! Know what I mean, Vern?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 4 #12 June 10, 2003 I dunno. I've been around the Sun a couple or 45 times and I've seen stuff come and go and I think the [urlhttp://homestarrunner.com[/url] site has a really nice blend of wit, reference & family accessability. I really like it. It could be commercial gold overnight if they Chap Brothers wanted it to be, but they seem to still be developing it and just coming up with great stuff every week for nothing more than a smile and a nod. Pretty damn good stuff for a couple of guys doing it part time.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WFFC 1 #13 June 10, 2003 Quicken works wonders...Does the math for you too... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites KawiZX900 0 #14 June 10, 2003 strongBad completes me.... have you written him an email yet? that would be Crazy Go Nuts if he published an skydiving email..!!1 Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wmw999 2,566 #15 June 10, 2003 's funny. I used checks almost exclusively, because that way I never spend more than I planned. Of course, it's gotta be the carbon ones . I love carbon checks... Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumprunner 0 #16 June 10, 2003 QuoteQuicken works wonders...Does the math for you too... Aw dude, I just need to stop ignoring my balance thinking I have unlimited amounts of money to spend. There is one thing, when I dont have the money to go skydiving, I can always get quite an adrenaline rush by finding out what my balance is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
TitaniumLegs 8 #6 June 10, 2003 I find a lot of stuff on the internet funny, but Strongbad is just trying to be the next Ren&Stimpy, Beavis&Butthead, Southpark or whatever. Even Laid Off Land is way better. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #7 June 10, 2003 Quote[strongbad voice] Oh man, you dodged a bullet that time. No telling how you wouldda survived that one. Whew. Lucky. You deserve a pizza. [/strongbad voice] I deserve more than a pizza, I deserve a million bucks, a Fararri, a mansion in Scottsdale, a V-3 rig, and a few other things I could think of. And I deserve to be spoiled (oh wait a minute, I already am) Pfffff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Zenister 0 #9 June 10, 2003 Quotea mansion in Scottsdale I never understood why anyone would want to pay several million dollars for a house 12 feet away from your neighbors equally over priced home.....____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #10 June 10, 2003 QuoteQuotea mansion in Scottsdale I never understood why anyone would want to pay several million dollars for a house 12 feet away from your neighbors equally over priced home..... Ok, a house in N Phoenix will do. A nice one! Maybe I can buy it with my "worthless stock options". Drrreeeeaammm on, Im goin' home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 June 10, 2003 I think it's kinda like the 25.00 cover charge at some clubs... It's just a way to keep the... Pfffff! Riff-Raff out! Know what I mean, Vern?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #12 June 10, 2003 I dunno. I've been around the Sun a couple or 45 times and I've seen stuff come and go and I think the [urlhttp://homestarrunner.com[/url] site has a really nice blend of wit, reference & family accessability. I really like it. It could be commercial gold overnight if they Chap Brothers wanted it to be, but they seem to still be developing it and just coming up with great stuff every week for nothing more than a smile and a nod. Pretty damn good stuff for a couple of guys doing it part time.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #13 June 10, 2003 Quicken works wonders...Does the math for you too... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #14 June 10, 2003 strongBad completes me.... have you written him an email yet? that would be Crazy Go Nuts if he published an skydiving email..!!1 Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,566 #15 June 10, 2003 's funny. I used checks almost exclusively, because that way I never spend more than I planned. Of course, it's gotta be the carbon ones . I love carbon checks... Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #16 June 10, 2003 QuoteQuicken works wonders...Does the math for you too... Aw dude, I just need to stop ignoring my balance thinking I have unlimited amounts of money to spend. There is one thing, when I dont have the money to go skydiving, I can always get quite an adrenaline rush by finding out what my balance is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
