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Man, Im sitting here, just found out my account was overdraft -97 bucks, 13 pending charges at 31 dollars a piece, that means I get whacked a whopping 500 bucks by next direct deposit paycheck. Shhhittt!

So Ive been on the phone tonight telling them I cant afford it its keeping me in the hole and I need to get this account out of a negative balance, Im getting buried!

Ok, so after going on and on about it, they transfer me over to a customer representative, this foriegn guy, and I complained to him about it. This is the cool part....so he says, well uh, looks like you have a direct cash advance of up to 500, so you can be approved for a loan, so I can pump up to 500 in your account right away, posted today, since you are long standing and have direct deposit. That will stop the overdraft charges.

Wheeeewwww!!!! Wow! I have no money right now, but all the sudden, at the press of a key, now I have money! I like that! Thats cool! Just like that!!!

Your account goes under, you have a negative balance, you have no money, you make a phone call, now you got money! I llllllllliiiiiike it!!!!:D:D:D:D:D

Guess Ill be able to sleep tonight after all.:)

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It's called MATH...

Learn it,

Live it,

Love it!

;););););)

You're gonna love those interest charges!



7 bucks, I think I can handle it. What I cant seem to handle is my spending habits. Far as MATH, I hate MATH, it always seems to indicate that I dont have this limitless amount of money I can blow away on a whim.

Life is rough.

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[strongbad voice]

Oh man, you dodged a bullet that time. No telling how you wouldda survived that one. Whew. Lucky.

You deserve a pizza.

[/strongbad voice]



I deserve more than a pizza, I deserve a million bucks, a Fararri, a mansion in Scottsdale, a V-3 rig, and a few other things I could think of. And I deserve to be spoiled (oh wait a minute, I already am) Pfffff!

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a mansion in Scottsdale



I never understood why anyone would want to pay several million dollars for a house 12 feet away from your neighbors equally over priced home.....
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a mansion in Scottsdale



I never understood why anyone would want to pay several million dollars for a house 12 feet away from your neighbors equally over priced home.....



Ok, a house in N Phoenix will do. A nice one! Maybe I can buy it with my "worthless stock options".

Drrreeeeaammm on, Im goin' home.

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strongBad completes me....
have you written him an email yet? that would be Crazy Go Nuts if he published an skydiving email..!!1

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

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's funny. I used checks almost exclusively, because that way I never spend more than I planned.

Of course, it's gotta be the carbon ones :P. I love carbon checks...

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There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Quicken works wonders...Does the math for you too...:S



Aw dude, I just need to stop ignoring my balance thinking I have unlimited amounts of money to spend.

There is one thing, when I dont have the money to go skydiving, I can always get quite an adrenaline rush by finding out what my balance is:D

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