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Had the -excellent- fun with an ex who decided the most fun was to put on ALL the clothes he had at my house and spend 10 minutes (with music) doing a strip routine! :)
Good luck with procuring your investment....

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Ok lets not talk about age... ;) hehehe. I'm not getting any younger. Besides age is just a number. It's all on how you feel, and how fast you can fly. ;) hahahehe.
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I'd take, but this taker is taken. To bad - I'm in Cupertino.
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Your s/o can come too! ;) We don't want to take you to bed, just shove some money down your pants as you prance around shaken what your mama gave ya! lol!
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I'd take, but this taker is taken. To bad - I'm in Cupertino.
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Your s/o can come too! ;) We don't want to take you to bed, just shove some money down your pants as you prance around shaken what your mama gave ya! lol!



What a picture you just painted ... Hmmm.:S.., but Peter is VERY entertaining :)
My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

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yes...very entertaining...ask him to wear his sponge bob square pants boxers...i hear he does a mean striptease in those things
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Oh yah!! Sponge Bob is so kewl! Love that lil guy!
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Ok lets not talk about age... ;) hehehe. I'm not getting any younger. Besides age is just a number. It's all on how you feel, and how fast you can fly. ;) hahahehe.



Im just being asinine, I look a lot younger than I really am and in better shape than I think I am. I have high expectations for myself, and for what I want to do, those expectations are pretty realistic.

Right now at 165 lbs and 19% body fat and Im pissed, need no more than 16-17% body fat to be in athletic shape, and I dont do steroids.

All these guys at LA Fitness with big bumpy arms, man you know theyre on steroids, I decline press 270, bench 200, curl 120, swim 8 laps per day with power gloves, play racketball, climb Squaw twice every weekend and I still dont look like that. Pfffff!!!

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Your s/o can come too!


She's 5 months pregnant, but she still likes to come.

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We don't want to take you to bed.


Well, that takes all the fun out of it!

Oh, wait, that was my "out loud" typing! Stop! Delete! Edit! Aaarrgghhh!

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You sound like stripper quality to me! ;)



Baby, I aint the stripper type, Im the "know how to satisfy a woman" type, cause I know what women like. Thats what I know how to do.

See, a girl has the right to an ego, she aint interested in looking at a guy who is too into himself, she wants to be worshipped, and not many guys have the right touch.

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wasn't going to say anything
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Why? didnt want Jenn knowing you were reading a post about strippers? lmao



Nah. Not worried about that. She has a stripper available any time she wants. Maybe there was an opportunity for her to pimp me out for some extra cash. But the location wasn't convenient. :P

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oh yah - I like I like! Is it just the lighting, or is your tan really that nice!

Must go take cold shower now... :$
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I haven't seen the pic.... but would like to see???
That why I said "sounds" like stripper quality. ;)
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OK, so the party is tomorrow and still no stripper. :(SO, I got another idea. Since some of you that are willing, are too far away... Why don't you send me a nice pic with a little note to my friend! :)
Thanks!
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its the attachment to this post..

i posted the link to the whole thread so you can do a bit of research about some of the people in the discussion..jumprunner is "dude's" 4th or 5th username, which should tell you something in itself..
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its the attachment to this post..

i posted the link to the whole thread so you can do a bit of research about some of the people in the discussion..jumprunner is "dude's" 4th or 5th username, which should tell you something in itself..


:o Just for reference - Pepsi burns if you spew it out of your nose while laughing.:D

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