Lioness 0 #26 June 5, 2003 Damn! Why are all the takers so far away!______________________________________ Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pablito 0 #27 June 5, 2003 that's how it always goes :) "If you don't overcome your fears they will overcome you first" Shady Monkey/6Segundos Rodriguez/AKA Pablito Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #28 June 5, 2003 As for your city dilemma... two words... DESIGNATED DRIVER! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #29 June 5, 2003 QuoteMost girls prefer female strippers anyway. Greased up men in banana-hammocks don't do it for most! (except Liz) oh how i miss bernd Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lioness 0 #30 June 5, 2003 Girl - Guy, Don't matter to us! Just a sexy body dancing around that we can put dollar bills in will do! Oh and of course some body shots are a must!______________________________________ Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #31 June 5, 2003 I'll wear my Marble Bag on Sunday... but of course, "fancy pants"... $30 and counting... $100 and we'll talk! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lioness 0 #32 June 5, 2003 lmao! If we depended on any of us as a DD, someone would end up with a DUI for sure! Gee we sound like alchee's! Besides our normal DD is the b-day girl. Don't think that would go over well. Plus, staying at home saves us cover charges and bar prices for drinks.______________________________________ Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #33 June 5, 2003 I try with my Hollister folk all the time... a few have braved the drive and have had a blast, but the rest.... some even say that they're scared Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #34 June 5, 2003 QuoteDamn! Why are all the takers so far away! Because us Locals are too shy... sort of.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lioness 0 #35 June 5, 2003 Locals are too shy huh. We will be nice I swear! We are just a few innocent girls! How bad can we really be!? Besides, a few drinks and I bet the shyness would go away. We won't make you strip till youv'e had a few drinks. hehe.______________________________________ Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #36 June 5, 2003 timmy, no need to be shy...you should do it! i'd give you at least $1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #37 June 5, 2003 if you pay for my ticket i'll do it for free. local airports are manhattan ks topeka wichita or kansas city blue skies chris<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #38 June 5, 2003 Quotetimmy, no need to be shy...you should do it! i'd give you at least $1 There's this Peter Gabriel concert Saturday night ya see..... And you've never seen me stripped before, are you sure you'd really want that My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lioness 0 #39 June 5, 2003 If I had frequent flyer miles I'd take you up on that. But for the price of a airline ticket I could hire a professional. I'll buy ya a jump ticket at Lodi DZ. ______________________________________ Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThighMan 5 #40 June 5, 2003 Have the body but not the ticket... Need help, call: Resume included (picture) P.S. Bottom shot by request AirborneAirborne Blue Skies, No Wind Feet and Knees Together Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lioness 0 #41 June 5, 2003 Body is nice. At least the upper part. And I do request the bottom shot. Ticket from FL would prolly be pretty pricy.______________________________________ Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #42 June 5, 2003 I might have to re-live my man-whore past and bust out my collar & cuffs. Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #43 June 5, 2003 Quote Have the body but not the ticket. And he's VERY gay so you can be at ease. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #44 June 5, 2003 give a bum 20 bucks to do it.. tape it. and sell it for millions. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #45 June 5, 2003 QuoteI might have to re-live my man-whore past and bust out my collar & cuffs. Bwahhhhhaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, that was too funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #46 June 5, 2003 Quotetimmy, no need to be shy...you should do it! i'd give you at least $1 oh all right, for 2 dollars I'll think about it. :)My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #47 June 6, 2003 Don't apologize, or i'll man-whore he-bitch slap your ass... c'mon, a Mr. Clean meets Chippendales meets Everlast (House of Pain years) Dead Sexy Touch my monkey Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #48 June 6, 2003 QuoteFriends 30th b-day party - OK so originally (per my last post) we were going to get a hotel/hit strip clubs yada yada... well due to shortage of funds we are having a party for her at my house instead. I would like to get a stripper for her. Once again though, we can't afford to hire one. So are there any hottie males that can put on a nice little strip show for us Sat. night? I live in the East Bay (N. Cali.). We can't pay you a flat rate, but you will get tips and alcohol will be provided. And you get to party with some kick ass girls!! We wouldn't mind getting a female & male stripper combined, but that may be asking too much I think. Thanks for taking the time to read this... If your seriously interested please PM me with a pic and profile. Thanks!! Id actually go there and do anything you want for free, if I werent such an ugly M.F. You should have known me about 20 years ago when I was good looking. Man your timing sure is off!!! Where were all the chicks like this back then??? Damnit. Wasted years. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #49 June 6, 2003 QuoteWhere were all the chicks like this back then??? Damnit. THey were out there but they all had telephones with cords and no internet... My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #50 June 6, 2003 QuoteQuoteWhere were all the chicks like this back then??? Damnit. THey were out there but they all had telephones with cords and no internet... Or, as in the case with this one...they werent born yet! The reality of it is, when I was young and good looking, I was in the frickin' Army, in DPG, Utah way the hell away from everything, then after that broke and in college, and after that this horrible thing called age happened. There were good looking chicks in the world, I just wasnt close enough or rich enough. Now that Im close enough and rich enough, Im too ugly! Life sure has its sick sense of humor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
