Lioness 0 #1 June 5, 2003 Friends 30th b-day party - OK so originally (per my last post) we were going to get a hotel/hit strip clubs yada yada... well due to shortage of funds we are having a party for her at my house instead. I would like to get a stripper for her. Once again though, we can't afford to hire one. So are there any hottie males that can put on a nice little strip show for us Sat. night? I live in the East Bay (N. Cali.). We can't pay you a flat rate, but you will get tips and alcohol will be provided. And you get to party with some kick ass girls!! We wouldn't mind getting a female & male stripper combined, but that may be asking too much I think. Thanks for taking the time to read this... If your seriously interested please PM me with a pic and profile. Thanks!! ______________________________________ Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #2 June 5, 2003 DAMN!!! Makes me wish I was still in S.C./S.J.!!!!! Oh well, perhaps my luck will change in the future! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 June 5, 2003 Damn!!! where I put my Bowflex?..gotta get in shape. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 June 5, 2003 Dammitt.....I won't be in the area till Sunday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #5 June 5, 2003 I'm in a similar situtation. I'd like to hire a female stripper, but I don't have any funds either . . . Think it's gonna work if I ask any women if they'd be willing to do it for free?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lioness 0 #6 June 5, 2003 Dammitt.....I won't be in the area till Sunday. --------------------------------------------------------- well I'm sure the party will go into Sunday! ______________________________________ Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #7 June 5, 2003 Just put a walkman on while your wife gets undressed for bed. I put a pole in the master bathroom, but she made me take it out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lioness 0 #8 June 5, 2003 I'd like to hire a female stripper, but I don't have any funds either . . . Think it's gonna work if I ask any women if they'd be willing to do it for free? ------------------------------------------------------ I don't see any problem with asking. I did! Make sure you offer some sort of incentive though.______________________________________ Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #9 June 5, 2003 i bet i can think of one or two (i think jump at Perris now) who might do it for jump tickets..or maybe some free video later on.. barter is a great thing____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lioness 0 #10 June 5, 2003 I'm def. open to bartering. ______________________________________ Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #11 June 5, 2003 We also need a female stipper for Wiggaz if anyone is up for it ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #12 June 5, 2003 I nominate SkymonkeyOne PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #13 June 5, 2003 QuoteWe also need a female stipper for Wiggaz I've done some furniture refinishing -- you could get me a good pair of rubber gloves and fly me over... Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 June 5, 2003 Quoteyou could get me a good pair of rubber gloves and fly me over.. Kinky........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #15 June 5, 2003 LOL... you might wanna post your request to NCS ( norcal_skydiving@yahoogroups.com) and localjumpers@taranto.com good luckI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #16 June 5, 2003 Lummy has found many a stripper from there...listen to him. Just kidding...honestly. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #17 June 5, 2003 or alt.amateurstripers Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #18 June 5, 2003 Quote Lummy has found many a stripper from there...listen to him Yeppers.. Cheap, easy, disease free and they didn't BAAAAHHHHHHll when I was done with themI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #19 June 5, 2003 guess i live on the wrong coast....Damn i would have jumped all over that deal"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #20 June 5, 2003 Like this post was't going to get a shitload of replies. If you charge 1$ for each reply, then... My $.02 Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #21 June 5, 2003 andy, are offering yourself? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lioness 0 #22 June 5, 2003 Hey now there's an idea! Gotten a lot of replies, but no takers yet??? I swear we will be nice! Don't make me have to strip for her myself! ______________________________________ Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pablito 0 #24 June 5, 2003 Sorry I will love to but I'm in Texas "If you don't overcome your fears they will overcome you first" Shady Monkey/6Segundos Rodriguez/AKA Pablito Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #25 June 5, 2003 Most girls prefer female strippers anyway. Greased up men in banana-hammocks don't do it for most! (except Liz) Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
