sunshine 2 #26 June 11, 2003 QuoteWell no thread is complete til there's some disgusting lustful posts. Touche ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #27 June 11, 2003 QuoteQuoteWhat you need is a little sunshine to make your day better. I'll be waiting in your bed for you to come home... ...Well no thread is complete til there's some disgusting lustful posts. see just looking in the wrong thread Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #28 June 11, 2003 QuoteTo me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." --Jack Handy Deep Thoughts Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. -Another Deep Thought by Jack Handy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #29 June 11, 2003 That brightened my day tremendously... I am going to someones house right now, but I need a pumpkin... hmmmm Thanks Lizzie!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #30 June 11, 2003 Liz, you have a sadistic side that I never knew about.... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #31 June 11, 2003 no prob seb...i'm always here for you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #32 June 11, 2003 QuoteLong Live the Order of the SNARLING PLATYPUSIs this an exclusive club Vin or can anyone join? Do I need to be a platypus? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #33 June 11, 2003 A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby." Yet ANOTHER *Deep Thought* by jack Handy - - Dedicated to Crapflinger.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #34 June 11, 2003 Just a pumpkin? Does that mean you have the knife already? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #35 June 11, 2003 QuoteJust a pumpkin? Does that mean you have the knife already? If not, you can borrow one from my rather large collection. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #36 June 11, 2003 QuoteDoes that mean you have the knife alreadyI am always armed what with stalkers always nearby... naw I'll just use a plastic kitchen knife... That'll really freak em out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #37 June 11, 2003 Feel free to come to my house. The note should read, "All members of this house except Garrick" __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #38 June 11, 2003 You've been nominated for membership, but the membership committee has concerns about your ability to snarl.........you've got my vote! (for membership that is) Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #39 June 11, 2003 QuoteJust a pumpkin? Does that mean you have the knife already? hey seb...another tip for you...since pumpkins aren't really in season right now, canteloupe or watermelon can be a good substitute... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #40 June 11, 2003 QuoteFeel free to come to my house. The note should read, "All members of this house except Garrick" want me to TP their cars? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #41 June 11, 2003 Good luck. I am not sure which cars in front of my house actually belong to anyone living there... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #42 June 11, 2003 Can't be that bad. I'll bet a package is going to arrive at the DZ for you soon.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #43 June 11, 2003 QuoteCan't be that bad. I'll bet a package is going to arrive at the DZ for you soon. OOooOooooo.,... we get to see it at the American Boogie !!!My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #44 June 11, 2003 QuoteSometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. Seth's lobotomy.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #45 June 11, 2003 Wow Jess......you look fairly maniacal in that pic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #46 June 11, 2003 I know...I love that shot.... Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #47 June 11, 2003 Is that a name tag in the picture? "Hello my name is:" "Eeeeeee-vil" or "NOYB" or "ask me and I'll stick a plastic knife through your head" ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #48 June 11, 2003 QuoteIs that a name tag in the picture? In my avatar? Yes, it says "George Harrison." That was at a Halloween party two years ago; Seth's lobotomy was around Halloween last year. I'm blonde now though.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #49 June 11, 2003 QuoteI'm blonde now though. MMMmmmm....tasty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #50 June 12, 2003 QuoteMMMmmmm....tasty. What do you care, you have a girlfriend. Unless she's into sharing!Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
