Gawain 0 #1 June 13, 2003 Finally figured it out... Work Ethic For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked! Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing the Taliban and Al Qaeda. Which leaves 16.2 million ! to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice, real nice... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #2 June 13, 2003 BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #3 June 13, 2003 QuoteThat leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. Well, I'm jobless (during the week) and you just got fired. So nobody is working. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 June 13, 2003 QuoteQuoteThat leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. Well, I'm jobless (during the week) and you just got fired. So nobody is working. Au contrére mon frere...I will not be terminated by my company...see my "Part 2 ... RAVE" post. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 June 13, 2003 I'm in school, soooo...haha But I still work, well, if you can call working at a Dropzone really work.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
