jlmiracle 7 #1 June 12, 2003 I really like the word asshat, and have used it several times today, and not only did it make me laugh it made the person I called that laugh. Thanks Dave JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunnydee123 0 #2 June 12, 2003 ummm...I didn't get the memo on the "word of the day". Please make sure I am on the cc: list next time.....Thanks heaps! Dreams become reality, one choice at a time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #3 June 12, 2003 Quoteummm...I didn't get the memo on the "word of the day". How are you coming with those TPS reports? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 June 12, 2003 QuoteHow are you coming with those TPS reports? Didn't you get the memo? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #5 June 12, 2003 Quote Didn't you get the memo? Ok, I'm going to have to ask you to come in on Saturday, say about 9 o'clock. Ok? Thanks, um yea, go ahead and come in on Sunday too. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #6 June 12, 2003 QuoteQuoteHow are you coming with those TPS reports? Didn't you get the memo? i'll make sure you get another copy... Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #7 June 12, 2003 Quote i'll make sure you get another copy... You know the damn copy machine is broke.... Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 June 12, 2003 Is your name really Michael Bolton? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #9 June 12, 2003 QuoteIs your name really Michael Bolton? Yea, no relation to the singer. Just call me Mike. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #10 June 12, 2003 QuoteIs your name really Michael Bolton? Oh Sunshine, I think that was a personal attack. JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #11 June 12, 2003 Pc load letter??? what the fuck does that mean!?!?! Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #12 June 12, 2003 Yea, so I invented something to. Its the "Jump to Conclusions" mat... Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #13 June 12, 2003 Quote"word of the day" Asshat noun - A whuffo that pretends to be a skydiver or falsely claims to have done a tandem jump. I hope ya'll are using it in the proper context. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #14 June 12, 2003 QuoteQuote"word of the day" Asshat noun - A whuffo that pretends to be a skydiver or falsely claims to have done a tandem jump. I hope ya'll are using it in the proper context. I'm not using it in the proper context, but it doesn't get flaged on Bloomberg, and I like the way it sounds when you say it...asshat. JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 June 12, 2003 You're not wearing enough pieces of flair. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #16 June 12, 2003 I was wondering maybe if you could come over and watch kung fu with me? Kung fu? Yea. I love king fu..... Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 June 12, 2003 What would you do if you had a million dollars? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #18 June 12, 2003 QuoteQuote"word of the day" Asshat noun - A whuffo that pretends to be a skydiver or falsely claims to have done a tandem jump. I hope ya'll are using it in the proper context. Is it pronounced ash-at or ass-hat or a-shat ?? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #19 June 12, 2003 two chics at once, fuckin-a Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perky77 0 #20 June 12, 2003 Ass-Hat, as in they're wearing an ass on their head, aka, their head is up their ass. "Sacrifice is a part of life. It is supposed to be. It's not something you regret . It's something to aspire to." Mitch Albom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 June 12, 2003 Woohoo! Hey, don't thank me, thanks all the asshats on Fark! http://www.fark.com--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #22 June 12, 2003 QuoteWoohoo! Hey, don't thank me, thanks all the asshats on Fark! http://www.fark.com Here's one for Clay right off Fark: "Competition measures men by how many sheep they can do!" Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunnydee123 0 #23 June 12, 2003 Look at all these fun responses I missed out on.....damn it. UMmmmmm...if I come in on Saturday what kinda bonus will I be getting for the "extra effort"? And if the bonus is good and the extra effort "pays" well enough - I'll come in Sunday too.......... Dreams become reality, one choice at a time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dragon 0 #24 June 13, 2003 Peter, turn on channel 9, the breast exam is on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #25 June 13, 2003 "Doesn't she look like Ann?"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
