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Ali G

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Best site to use that on is http://marthatalks.com

My favorite part is the letters to Martha. Here's the best one:


Sent: Thursday, June 05, 2003 2:54 PM
To: Martha
Subject: Hang Tough Martha

Martha,

Yesterday while watching Televizzle wit my five year old grandson I get this sudden burst of enthusiasm from Donavan wit an exclamation of "I like Martha, know what I'm sayin'? " Being completely astounded I asked tha dude's ass "what do yo' ass know 'bout Martha?"

His response wuz "I watch her every day before I go school n' shit. " Tha dude is in a one parent family wit that being tha dude's father who is tha dude's cook 'n caretaker who just happens hold down a full time job in maintenance fo' a large apartment complex."

Yo' ass never know how many lives yo' ass has blessed, know what I'm sayin'?

Ilegitimus non carborundum,

(If I has completely capped da Latin language, this in my opinion means "don't let da bastards grind yo' ass down!)

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