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dixieskydiver

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I hope she is in good health. She has a busy schedule from all the guys who matched with her.

"Waiter! Another batch of vitamins for Ms. Knowles please! Quickly!"

Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine
You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway

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HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!

I challenge you to a duel, for the slur on my future wife's honour!!!B|

EDIT: Oh, you meant Pam Anderson....go ahead, slur away. Just don't diss the Knowles, OK! :S

Nick
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"I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

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She's all yours Ivan... have fun and try not to get hurt. ;)

Maybe you can use a Jedi mind trick on her...

"This is not the penis you are looking for. I can go now."

Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine
You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway

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I got Rachel..woo hoo :ph34r:
I would crawl butt naked through broken glass, through a Lion's den with a pork chop on my back for just one hour with her. I believe one hour would be all it would take to kill me. But it would take 10 morticians just to wipe the smile off my face and they would have to cut a hole in the top of the casket just to close it.;)

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