katiebear21 0 #1 June 16, 2003 Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #2 June 16, 2003 Rejected Hallmark Cards 1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. 2. My tire was thumping.... I thought it was flat.... when I looked at the tire.... I noticed your cat... Sorry 3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends. 4. You've announced that you're gay, won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. 5. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I had mine I got real snippy. 6. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... But don't fret about it.... She moved in with me 7. You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #3 June 16, 2003 Good ones! I can only imagine what the pics to accompany them would look like! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #4 June 16, 2003 those are great~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. MaryRose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #5 June 16, 2003 In college, a buddy of mine almost got that card. He's sitting in this redneck bar and a blonde buys him a drink. After a little while a toothless guy taps him on the shoulder. He shrugs. He taps again and my friend says "what?" The guys says in a Sam Elliot voice, "son, that ther' girl's gotta bigger dick than you do." -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #6 June 16, 2003 Um, yeah, that would suck! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
