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nubain1

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Well ,it's now 315 here in CO/And I'm so drunk right now that I have to close 1 eye to be able to see straight enough to write this. A friend from the DZ came by after work to collect on the beer that I owe.Well,after a case each and a bottle of rum we are both fubaredright now.(FUbar-F$#&^@ up beyond all recognition).He's passed out on my coucjh and I'm about to pass out myself.I have'nt been this frunl in a looooooong time.And it kinda feels good to be after having my 1st cutaway today.I don't know if this will even make sense considering I can't see what I'm typing right now.Good God I'm Going to be hungover in the morning.OH,Btw IT'S taken me about a hour just to type this out I'm so drujnk right now.


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Good God I don't know what part of my body hurts the most right now.I have'nt been this hung over in quite awhile.I'm almost tempted to start a IV on myself for fluid replacement.One of the benefits of being a medic.Is being able to do things like that.I've been at EMS parties where the next morning when everybody was at work you would find hung onver medics in the back of the trucks with IV's hanging.It got so bad that we were told by admin that if it continued we would have to start doing paperwork just like if we ran a call.
Ahh,2 cases of beer and a bottle of rum will do that to you I guess.And I got a practicing alcoholic skydiver passed out on my couch right now.I'm about tempted to shave one of his eyebrows off before he gets up.


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Had to type with only one eye open to keep the letters from running around on me.And Wingnut's problem is that he told the duck joke one too many times.It's warped his fragile little mind.I'm glad he does'nt have my number or he prob. would have been calling last night knowing him.


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And I got a practicing alcoholic skydiver passed out on my couch right now.I'm about tempted to shave one of his eyebrows off before he gets up.



LOL....If he is a lightweight and was the first to pass out then he should lose an eyebrow!:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Edited...Or at the very least, draw on his face w/ permanent marker:D



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I would do it but I don't think the Air Force would appreciate me vandalizing Gov't property.It would be funny To see him trying to explain to his CO what happened



why? are you in the A.F.? if not they cant do shit too ya! LOL

and he'll have to go around with NO eyebrows(hed be smart to shave the other one)
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