TheRus 0 #1 June 16, 2003 I need a change of scenery in a MAJOR way! Anyone know any good places that are hiring so I can get out of this place? If I have to wear a necktie for another 8 hour day and act like I am happy to be here I think I will scream! C'mon folks - help me out here... at least tell me what YOU do all day so we can commiserate. Yes, I'm being whiny... I can accept that! Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 June 16, 2003 what you need, man, is some altitude...you just dont understand that THAT is the addiction you are seeking! you will though, on 5 july!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #3 June 16, 2003 I tie the brightly colored cellophane on those toothpicks found in club sandwiches. Sometimes, at lunch, we have rock back-and-forth and drool competitions. They say I may be able to use real, metal scissors next year. SSSSHHHH, here they come - they feed us oatmeal with a slingshot through a slot in the padded door. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #4 June 16, 2003 I guess so. I can add it to my list of addictions: 1. Women (actually, 1 in particular but we'll not go there right now) 2. Amplification 3. Altitude. Which still surprises me since I was TERRIFIED of heights as a child. Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #5 June 16, 2003 LMAO... Thank you. I needed that very much. Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #6 June 16, 2003 Quote1. Women (actually, 1 in particular but we'll not go there right now) hmm cant talk do to court order huh? EDIT to Sspell DUE correctly!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 June 16, 2003 QuoteI tie the brightly colored cellophane on those toothpicks found in club sandwiches. Sometimes, at lunch, we have rock back-and-forth and drool competitions. They say I may be able to use real, metal scissors next year. SSSSHHHH, here they come - they feed us oatmeal with a slingshot through a slot in the padded door. Hey! How come you got the good job?! I've been here longer than you!!! I'm really getting tired of putting the cotton in the asprin bottles! Gotta go...gotta wash oatmeal out of my eye! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 June 16, 2003 you think thats bad! I put those little things on the end of your shoe laces! Ive been doing this for 12 years and I still dont know WTF theyre called!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #9 June 16, 2003 QuoteHey! How come you got the good job?! I showed them some of your cool pics of skydiving with motorcycle helmets and belly warts. I reckon they thought you was nuts. Now get over, and post more cool shit in the "scary stories" thread. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #10 June 16, 2003 Nah, it's my wife. Actually my soon-to-be-ex wife. She lurks here quite a bit so I won't name names (for her sake). Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #11 June 16, 2003 Quoteyou will though, on 5 july! Yes, indeed, he will find out! J -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #12 June 16, 2003 besides me turning 23 whats going down on the 5th?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #13 June 16, 2003 My first jump. A tandem down in MS. Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #14 June 16, 2003 Oh sweeeeet!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
