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katiebear21

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What rocket scientist said rodents should be pets?


The ones who tested stuff on them.

Or maybe it was Michael Jackson, who sang a song to a rat once. That was the first clue...hey...maybe that's what's happened to Michael Jackson's nose...

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Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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true story: I once knew a guy who tossed a spider monkey out of an aircraft attached to a small pilot chute. All went well, until the Monkey either got ground rush or decided he wanted a better view of the DZ he was to land at, and climbed up on top of the pilot chute, which precipitated a tumbling ball into an Ohio farmer's field. It is said, that at about 400 feet, the monkey hollered" a pox on you guys" and the jumper(s) couldn't figure out what he meant. Now we know.:ph34r::ph34r:




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>I never could see why someone would want to have a "pet rat",
yyyukk!

We had four for a while. Endless entertainment. You wouldn't think rats would actually recognize people and be happy to see you, but these guys were.

>Those things can bite the shit out of you.

Well, if I had to pick between an attack by a rat and an attack by a great dane, I think I'd still take the rat.

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