r2hubert 0 #1 June 17, 2003 When man was created, the body parts argued about who should be boss. The brain said he should be boss since he controlled all thoughts. The eyes said they should be boss since without them, man wouldn't be able to see. The legs then countered this by saying that it was them that brought man wherever he wanted to go. The stomach argued that it was him that provided nutrition for the whole body and he should be boss. Then the asshole applied for the job. The other parts laughed so hard that the asshole got angry and closed up for a week. The stomach got upset, the legs went wobbly, the brain started to go weak, and the eyes got crossed. Finally, they conceded that the asshole would be the boss. This proves that you don't have to be a brain to be a boss, just an asshole. -- Renaud SMA #9 "Mind is like parachute. It only functions when it's open." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 June 17, 2003 I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #3 June 17, 2003 what about the soul? --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 June 17, 2003 I rather be a PRICK __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #5 June 17, 2003 What about the important body parts? Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
