SkydiveMonkey 0 #1 June 18, 2003 What are the similarities between imigrants and sperm? Millions flood in, but only one of the buggers will work!____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #2 June 18, 2003 You sound like you're on our side of the "pond" now!! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #3 June 18, 2003 Well considering the UK gets about 70% of Europes share of immegrants (illegal and otherwise), its about right. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 June 18, 2003 ROFLMFAO!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #5 June 18, 2003 A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking. - "Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!" The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal. The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray. There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites. Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were thinking. "That poor old couple." As the man began to eat his French fries, one young man stood and came over to the old couples' table. He politely offered to buy another meal. The old man replied that they were just fine. They were used to sharing everything. Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a thing. She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy them something to eat. This time, the lady explained that no, they were used to sharing. As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again. After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything. What is it that you are waiting for?" She answered, .... This is great - scroll down!] "The teeth" -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #6 June 18, 2003 Reminds me of that Butterfinger comercial from a while back! Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #7 June 18, 2003 Bwaaaahaha!!! should have seen that coming... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
