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ISO, SWM Independently wealthy skydiver who must worship this Skydiving SWF. Must meet the minimal following criteria- love to travel first class and prefer 4 star hotels and make all arrangements. Must be Master rigger, Freefly Coach, Swoop coach, jump master. Must be socially acceptable, funny, very good looking and intellectually stimulating. At least 6 feet tall and height weight proportion, have personal fitness instructor and master chef. Must be creative and highly skilled with matters of sexual nature. Have personal pilot and at least a King Air for my personal use, custom interior Super Otter preferred. Must love animals and nature. Must provide me with unlimited spending account and credit cards for jump tickets and every whim, new gear and etc. Intensive investment portfolio, psychological, criminal, and health background will be throughly checked. After satisfactory outcome to be determined by me and representatives of, must be willing to put all in my name.

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And there in lies your primary difference between man and woman... :) Woman version of a persona add above... simplified mans add below...

"SWM in search of a woman, must be a master rigger, lighter than my truck and younger than my mom. Breathing and a nice rack a plus... send pic of rig!"

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SMA#18

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