kansasskydiver 0 #1 June 18, 2003 So this was an idea i had awhile ago and had forgotten about it. Lets say you're taking out a personal add in the paper, lol what would it say? "Lonely drunk whom jumps from planes seeks woman to understand that skydiving comes first and nothing else" lol give it your best shot, i'm not good and the writing, i'm sure someone will ahve a good one chris<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #2 June 18, 2003 Must be willing to pack my rigs - or your bags. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 June 18, 2003 You should add "must be FAA certified rigger..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 June 18, 2003 Very, very old joke adapted to this would read; "Skydiver looking for partner with own rig. Please send photo . . . of the rig."quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
b1jercat 0 #5 June 18, 2003 I know a guy who got a asian mail oder bride,he told her that he needed a BJ ever so often to keep him from getting tense. Things were great for him until she asked my wife about "American customs". blue skies jerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #6 June 18, 2003 I thought she went through American Customs at the airport... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tsalnukt 1 #7 June 18, 2003 Skygod iso nonrecycled, skygoddess for romantic encounters around the bofire. Packing is a must and oral skills a plus. Those that have already been with everybody that I know need not apply. Must have own rig and trailer. Please send photo of trailer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #8 June 18, 2003 must be willing to pack/ send pics of any rigs she hasLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #9 June 18, 2003 I know we can come up with a doozy if we put our combined sick, twisted minds together on this. So I'll here's the deal I'll make with y'all... We come up with the "ultimate" skydiver/BASE jumper personal ad and I'll personally post it to Yahoo Personals. The only rule I have is that it has to be something that has a fair shot at passing the screening process. I think we can be pretty ridiculous & suggestive so long as we aren't totally obscene. Oh and we'll need a nice catchy title for the ad too. lol I'll let everyone know what I get back... if anything. I'll give the title a shot... "Skydiving Pimp Daddy Seeks Submissive DZ Mistress" But maybe even that's a little much.... - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #10 June 18, 2003 Oh, one thing I thought of... "Must be willing to help me get my Bonk BASE number." Yes I know it's technically called "Screw BASE", but I don't think that would pass the censors. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #11 June 18, 2003 And... "Must know field first aid. EMT certfication preferred." - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #12 June 18, 2003 Oh, man... "SM skydiver looking for skygoddess. Adequate figure, master rigger's license, and top-notch beer-hauler is mandatory. Emergency trauma medicine skills a plus. Must be able to handle a group of rowdy, over excited, sweaty men. Must be able to anticipate my needs, both in bed and at the dropzone. And must understand that my jumping needs come before any of her needs. All extra money will be spent on me, my equipment, and the newest safety gear, not sandals and manicures. Inexpensive romance is optional." Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #13 June 18, 2003 Twitchy cloud jockey seeks absent minded rich stable regular fuck for long term relationship .. but mostly for the money. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #14 June 18, 2003 hahahahaha<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cava 0 #15 June 18, 2003 SWM jumper with multiple personality disorder seeks SWF jumper with same condition for exponential relationship possibilities. Must be OK with my unresponsive, catatonic state when not drinking or jumping. Must like sex because I am tired of jerking off. Call me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #16 June 18, 2003 to steal a quote from Animal House, "she should be decent looking, but I'm willing to sacrifice looks for a certain morally casual attitude." Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #17 June 18, 2003 Skydiver seeks female Master Rigger who cooks, cleans, shaves down below and swallows! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guesswhere 0 #18 June 18, 2003 ugly virgin seeks female for sex of any description. uglyvirgin@hotmail.com (edit to add stupid smiley so people think i'm joking ) ------- ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #19 June 18, 2003 ISO, SWM Independently wealthy skydiver who must worship this Skydiving SWF. Must meet the minimal following criteria- love to travel first class and prefer 4 star hotels and make all arrangements. Must be Master rigger, Freefly Coach, Swoop coach, jump master. Must be socially acceptable, funny, very good looking and intellectually stimulating. At least 6 feet tall and height weight proportion, have personal fitness instructor and master chef. Must be creative and highly skilled with matters of sexual nature. Have personal pilot and at least a King Air for my personal use, custom interior Super Otter preferred. Must love animals and nature. Must provide me with unlimited spending account and credit cards for jump tickets and every whim, new gear and etc. Intensive investment portfolio, psychological, criminal, and health background will be throughly checked. After satisfactory outcome to be determined by me and representatives of, must be willing to put all in my name. ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #20 June 18, 2003 Typical woman with unrealistic romantic and financial goals. live in the NOW and just ask for a guy who lifts the seat up before peeing, takes the trash out and comes home every night and you'll get more responses"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #21 June 19, 2003 posted on www.craigslist.org Seeking Harem - m4ww Let's see.... Me - skydiving pig.. you - hot young nympho with good job that loves nothing more than to service your man. You love to bring him lunch, beer and jump tickets. Anxious to learn to pack for him so he can relax between loads. Being a mute is a plus..I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #22 June 19, 2003 QuoteSkydiver seeks female Master Rigger who cooks, cleans, shaves down below and swallows! Too bad it's gotta be a mater rigger...i fit all of your requirements, but i'm only a senior rigger...oh well... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #23 June 19, 2003 Remember this? Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #24 June 19, 2003 QuoteQuoteSkydiver seeks female Master Rigger who cooks, cleans, shaves down below and swallows! Too bad it's gotta be a mater rigger...i fit all of your requirements, but i'm only a senior rigger...oh well... senior rigger suits me fine, and the rest is also in line with my requirements.... how YOU doin'? Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #25 June 19, 2003 QuoteRemember this? YA see!!! I have MY priorities right I actually held that up in the Phoenix airport so skyrose could find me. I had several women approach me, who says honesty doesn't pay?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
