Laurel 0 #1 June 18, 2003 Woman's prayer Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, When i spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the twit you sent me instead. Amen Man's Prayer I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a beer store. Amen..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #2 June 18, 2003 QuoteI pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a beer store. Amen How true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydive84 0 #3 June 18, 2003 QuoteMan's Prayer I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a beer store. Amen She doesnt have to be deaf Adi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #4 June 18, 2003 I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a beer store dropzone.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #5 June 19, 2003 Men's prayer: I thank thee Lord for the wonderful date, But help me God, she says she's late. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #6 June 19, 2003 Quote Man's Prayer I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a beer store. Amen And - your point being?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
garyglisson 0 #7 June 19, 2003 I don't know if there is a man out there like that. This is coming from a guy.Blue skies, soft openings, safe landings and God Bless Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #8 June 19, 2003 She can be a nice girl who owns a dropzone... tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
