jraf 0 #1 June 18, 2003 Ha ha! Just as you all were relieved and thought that I have passed into oblivion I am going to shatter your blissful ignorance. I AM BACK!!! Better, Faster and Meaner than ever, the Hans returns. I'm back and with me, total chaos, mass hysteria, dogs and cats living together.....bewarejraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #2 June 18, 2003 "Better, Faster and Meaner than ever, the Hans returns." Who? I heard the devil makes work for idle Hans.... Or maybe it was idle glans? Maybe it was all that C17H21NH4 that has rotted my brain away.....-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 June 18, 2003 QuoteI AM BACK!!! You were gone? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #4 June 18, 2003 Nac, the devil you say? Well the wrath of hans was unleashed on Saturday when I made the lunch special: Chicken, beans, onions and jalapenos in a fajita wrap. Air traffic controll thought the Ottor was burning due to the cloud it was dragging out of the open door Revenge of the mad cook! I am a brave bastard though and myself got onto sunset load.jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #5 June 18, 2003 "Chicken, beans, onions and jalapenos in a fajita wrap." You could probably run a Land Rover on the by-products of that!-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #6 June 18, 2003 A flok of Birdman jumpers was observed taking off from the ground after reading a short Werner von Braun book on rocket ballistics. Got them to altitude in less than 10 seconds and that at the price of only $4 for lunch plus a few minor burns around the....propulsion holejraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #7 June 18, 2003 Hans sure talks about anuses alot. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajun 0 #8 June 18, 2003 Quote Better, Faster and Meaner than ever Gentlemen we can rebuild him, we have the technology. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #9 June 18, 2003 And who are you?__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 June 18, 2003 Quoteplus a few minor burns around the... Oh...that explains what you were doing running around the landing area in the rain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 June 18, 2003 QuoteOh...that explains what you were doing running around the landing area in the rain I was just reviewing my video from Z Hills in January. Stacy will soon get a copy of the "Jraf's naked swoop pond adventures." in her mail box. I'm also including the most excellent footage of my dock on the Jraf rodeo dive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 June 18, 2003 "YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEAK!" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #13 June 18, 2003 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE!??!?!?!?!?!? Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #14 June 18, 2003 Well I was not naked this time, I was wearing my cook's apron. Igor has video. Should be good.jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 June 18, 2003 QuoteWell I was not naked this time, I was wearing my cook's apron. Igor has video. Should be good. Well...not totally, but the previously mentioned overheated orifice would have been accessible to a cooling rain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #16 June 18, 2003 oh my gosh! he got his electricity and phone line turned back on! You are all worthless, you will never amount to anything, and we are glad to have you back, you are NUMBER1! asshole muff muff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherB 0 #17 June 18, 2003 I thought you were going to recite that infamous Muff Brothers chant...darn. Are you a Muff Brother??? Recite! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #18 June 19, 2003 no reciting of the sacred chants unless the reader(initiate) wears his muffs! remember: Rule # ??? Don't....(fill in the blank, assholes!) PS Heather and zhill folks, did y'all see Drews #900 jump caught on video with rockin sound??? It had all the sacred chants, with an enthusiastic Dewey yelling out the most impassioned "PLEEZZ!".... Dewey also did a Flag Day hop n pop again....I will edit this post tomorrow to include a photo of that! Marc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #19 June 19, 2003 count us in for that video for those who haven't seen a good closeup of JRAF, I attach one here....and promise one of 'shotglass hans' for tomorrow (when I can shrink it down to attachmt size) Marc "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #20 June 19, 2003 did hans stick his face in that oven? he's looking mighty red!!! __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #21 June 19, 2003 Bad, bad Stacy - I am as handsome as ever....mmmmmmm, sexy me To all you fellow members of the underprivileged species - yes my land line has been turned back on after a brief 5 days of hackling about the finances. My power goes off periodically, but I always manage to pay before the ice cream melts in the freezer. All you moved by my hard life and quietly sobbing in the corner are wellcome to make a cash donation to the "Keep Hans Happy Fund".jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #22 June 19, 2003 Quote: Bad, bad Stacy I'm not bad. anyone who knows me can attest to the fact that i am a perfectly well behaved angel. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #23 June 19, 2003 QuoteAll you moved by my hard life Sorry to say I'm not really moved. Maybe if you could come up with some reasons for my being moved such as having an incurable disease or something like that I'll donate otherwise.....no thanks. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 June 19, 2003 QuoteSorry to say I'm not really moved. Maybe if you could come up with some reasons for my being moved such as having an incurable disease or something like that I'll donate otherwise.....no thanks. However....I'm sure she will SMACK you in the nuts for free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #25 June 19, 2003 What do you mean reasons. I am a self professed beach/DZ bum and don't feel like working. Horrible poverty has made me accept a life guarding position at a well known Theme Park/Resort. I however revolt against the capitalist swine. GIVE MEEEEE MONEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
