Ack. Morning.

[Jessica 0]

This dayside shit is for the birds. Wait, I shouldn't use that expression, it's speciesist.

Last night I dreamed that diverdriver and eeneR and some other people and I were escaping terrorists in the SDC otter. It was very exciting. Kris told me to lay off the crack before bed, but I like crack.

Skydiving is for cool people only

[Remster 30]

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Kris told me to lay off the crack before bed, but I like crack.

Nothing is bad for you as long as you do it in moderation dear....

Remster

[Vallerina 2]

Weirdo dreams are fun! I should tell you the dream I had a few weeks ago, Jess. You'd love it.

Some guy was trying to attack me. He kept chasing me all over the place. Then some girl and wb joined in, and wb tried to stab me to death. Fortunately, it was my dream, so I had a knife appear out of nowhere, and I stabbed him. The end.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[Stacy 0]

i had a strange dream last night that one of my patients was chasing me around a roller coaster. the only way to escape was to call my boss, but my phone kept asking me to say cheeseburger into it for it to connect, then laughing.

i dunno.

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[leroydb 0]

spe·cies·ism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (spsh-zzm, -s-)
n.
Human intolerance or discrimination on the basis of species, especially as manifested by cruelty to or exploitation of animals.

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Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[Jessica 0]

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and wb tried to stab me to death.

Yay! You see his blazing yet somehow nonapparent evil! I thought I was the only one.

Gee whiz I'm tired.

Skydiving is for cool people only

[Jessica 0]

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spe·cies·ism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (spsh-zzm, -s-)

What? What? Did I spell it wrong?

Skydiving is for cool people only

[leroydb 0]

didnt misspell it, just saving others from looking it up to.... never seen that word before? is it a new college fad?

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[Remster 30]

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What? What? Did I spell it wrong?

That could get real ugly real fast... hehehe

Remster

[Jessica 0]

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That could get real ugly real fast... hehehe

That's right!

[echoing wrathful editor voice]ONLY FOOLS QUESTION ME![/echoing wrathful editor voice]

And btw Stacy, that cheeseburger thing made me do a spit take with my coffee.

Skydiving is for cool people only

[Stacy 0]

i know. i don't even eat red meat. that made it funnier.

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[Vallerina 2]

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one of my patients was chasing me around a roller coaster

That actually sounds like a fun dream!

Were you able to run? I know in almost all of my chasing dreams, I can't run. So, I have to make weapons appear for me.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[Stacy 0]

yep, i was running. it was one of those roadrunner-esque runs though. just strange.

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[freeflir29 0]

Have I ever told you people how strange I think you are?

[PLFKING 4]

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I know in almost all of my chasing dreams, I can't run. So, I have to make weapons appear for me.

Same here.....except when I get cornered and shoot at whatever's chasing me, the bullets come out so slowly I can see them. The monster / creature / whatever merely laughs and keeps coming.....luckily that's when I wake up. I've had this dream countless times.

Last night was the worst nightmare of all.......I dreamed Kris and Jess got married and came to live with me.


Don

[Jessica 0]

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I dreamed Kris and Jess got married and came to live with me.

"Don't argue with me! We're watching the Stars and that's final! And there will be no meat on the pizza! And I don't care if the couch is lumpy -- the birds need their own bedroom!"

Skydiving is for cool people only

[freeflir29 0]

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"Don't argue with me! We're watching the Stars and that's final! And there will be no meat on the pizza! And I don't care if the couch is lumpy -- the birds need their own bedroom!"

How did you ever get to be SUCH a pain in the ass.

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Kris told me to lay off the crack before bed, but I like crack.

You know...one or two hits is fine. It's when you load up chunks the size of salt-lick blocks into your custom pipe made out of a 55gal drum that gets me worried.

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

[Kris 0]

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I dreamed Kris and Jess got married and came to live with me.

"Don't argue with me! We're watching the Stars and that's final! And there will be no meat on the pizza! And I don't care if the couch is lumpy -- the birds need their own bedroom!"

Oh. Dear. God. Thankfully, Jess is really into her birds, plus, I'm not in the marriage mood...especially with one of those odd San Antonian girls.

*note to self: have Don measured for concrete shoes*

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

[Stacy 0]

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San Antonian

don't you mean "satan-tonian" ??

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[KawiZX900 0]

my dreams went like this....

I actually woke up at 5 am, hit snooze then began to dream.

Dream: I wake up, look out my window, and see my room mate walk by, she comes back to the appartment a minute later and brings in some dude, who I know is just there to steal my surfboards.

That never gets resolved, because the next thing I know is that I am in a really large mourge, and I'm trying to determine cause of death of someone, and the mourge's head honcho is showing me and this other guy around. I guess something made him suspect twds us, becaue he starts asking for our credentials and asking if we're some kind of breakdancers or something. I polietely ask him if he's out of his fucking mind and I go to the restroom.

IN the restroom, there is a video arcade game. I start playing it, and of course it's all about blasting zombies and is really quite a horror show.

Out of the bathroom and back to the corpse, we're handling some cloth/rags with gore in and on them. SO there's no biohazzard waste buckets around so the dude tells us to just stuff them in there with the corpse.. We cram our brain and gore covered rags in by the deceased's feet and make our way towards the door to go back to some party or some shit..

My friend and I are outside when the proprietor of the mourge chased after us making threats akin to Phantasm... So I'm in the drivers seat and deputy dipshit friend of mine is flailing over somthin outside. He Gets in the car in a nick of time and I gun it out of there....


So next thing I know I'm in Japan, and the ticket guy is telling me that my train pass is out of funds and that i need to re up... so i go over to the ticket booth with fistfulls of 100's & 50's ( a couple 2$ bills too) where they start giving me shit about my money, and wether or not it's fake... turns out that it's real and I'm on my merry way.

Then I wake up for real and there is a crow cawwing and I thought back to the post on crows on this website, and thought ohhh shit... then I rationalized that I didn't see the mother fucker and hearing one cant' be too bad. And if I did see one I could always throw something at it or shoot it or something...

Then I make it to work and they run an advertisement for the premire of the Crow on network television....

weird dreams, decent day.... a

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

[wingnut 0]

dude, "you really shouldn't eat the hoggies before bed"......... (cosby show refrence)

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