skybytch 273 #1 June 19, 2003 5300 miles 38 mosquito bites (27 on my right ankle alone) 9 states 3 sixpacks of Shiner and one six pack of Ziegenbock purchased. 1 awesome lightning show in Texas and 1 scary thunderstorm in Arkansas 0 pictures (how could I forget the camera?!?!?) Too many hours of analog roam (nationwide system my ass) I learned why it stays so green and purty in those green and purty states. So very happy to be back to the sweet brown hills of home. I also learned that spending 10 days in a motorhome with a friend can be hazardous to the friendship. Geez, you all say I'm a bytch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #2 June 19, 2003 How many jumps ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 June 19, 2003 When they say nationwide roam, they don't mean in BFE Texas on I-10! Glad you had fun bytch and that you were safe. Post stories, mucho stories!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #5 June 19, 2003 Welcome back, Bytch! We missed you!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #6 June 19, 2003 OMG, I've been going thru major Bytch withdrawal!!! And let's face it, your son just doesn't fill your shoes, even though you love him anyway. I finished my Cat. A and B!!!!!! Look for the thread, it has the details. It was kick ass.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #7 June 19, 2003 QuoteHow many jumps ?? Um.... none. Wasn't a jumpin' vacation; I went with my only whuffo friend. We did pass a dz near Denton, Tx, saw a billboard for a dz in Memphis, and heard a radio commercial for Skydive Dallas. That's as close to jumping as I got. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 20 #8 June 19, 2003 I see how it is... you won't return a single drunk dial VM I left you... but you still probally rushed in the house and posted very first thing. I bet you have'nt even got a shower yet and your already posting away. BTW, remember to log out next time... Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #9 June 19, 2003 RETURN MY TEXT MESSAGES! Oh, you were in analog-land. Sorry. And put a lock on your computer, your man-child is on a tear! Ya'll ready for your big-way camp? No more motorhome trips. They cause cutaways. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #10 June 19, 2003 Quoteyou won't return a single drunk dial VM I left you... Analog roam, dude. Combine that with my co-traveler and her attitude - you really didn't want to hear from me! Quoteyou still probally rushed in the house and posted very first thing. Nope. Slept first. We made it from Vernon, Texas home in 19 hours of driving yesterday; got in about 1:30 am. Caffeine in very large doses can be a good thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AirMail 0 #11 June 19, 2003 Glad you're safely back home, Bytch. Patrick-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #12 June 19, 2003 [elton john mode on] She's a bytch, she's a bytch Oh the bytch is back Stone cold sober as a matter of fact She can bitch, she can bitch `Cause she's better than you It's the way that she moves The things that she do [elton john mode off]"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheRus 0 #13 June 19, 2003 Sorry our weather here in Arkansas scared you. If I had known you were coming through I'd have offered to treat you to a lunch or dinner. Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #14 June 19, 2003 I've been locked in this dang closet for ten days with no water or food... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wmw999 2,589 #15 June 19, 2003 Welcome back. You'll be glad to know your offspring has decided to make sure his bills are paid off before making any major new purchases. I'm sure he's been eating healthy food and going to bed early. Either way, glad you're home, and hope the big-way camp goes well. WendyThere is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #16 June 19, 2003 QuoteWe did pass a dz near Denton, Tx that was the dz that i graduated from student status from...... long live "skydive texas".......... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #17 June 19, 2003 Welcome back. BTW, your son is a sweetieHave fun at the big way camp. I can't make it, I'm heading to Cross Keys instead. Three of my friends are going to attend the Big Way camp. Dave, Chuck, and Tom. Be sure to show them a good timeMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ltdiver 3 #18 June 20, 2003 Welcome back, Lisa! We missed you BIG time! See you at THE CAMP in 8 days! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #19 June 20, 2003 QuoteI've been locked in this dang closet for ten days with no water or food... yeah and my PM box has been starving too! HUMPH! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #20 June 20, 2003 QuoteWhen they say nationwide roam, they don't mean in BFE Texas on I-10! Quote ?huh? The last time I was on I10 between San Antonio and Van Horn, I didn't even get an analog signal?!?!? Even analog roam would have been nice!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 1 #21 June 20, 2003 >>38 mosquito bites (27 on my right ankle alone) The things we do when we are bored. You actually know how many mosquito bites you have Welcome back.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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Muenkel 0 #6 June 19, 2003 OMG, I've been going thru major Bytch withdrawal!!! And let's face it, your son just doesn't fill your shoes, even though you love him anyway. I finished my Cat. A and B!!!!!! Look for the thread, it has the details. It was kick ass.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #7 June 19, 2003 QuoteHow many jumps ?? Um.... none. Wasn't a jumpin' vacation; I went with my only whuffo friend. We did pass a dz near Denton, Tx, saw a billboard for a dz in Memphis, and heard a radio commercial for Skydive Dallas. That's as close to jumping as I got. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #8 June 19, 2003 I see how it is... you won't return a single drunk dial VM I left you... but you still probally rushed in the house and posted very first thing. I bet you have'nt even got a shower yet and your already posting away. BTW, remember to log out next time... Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #9 June 19, 2003 RETURN MY TEXT MESSAGES! Oh, you were in analog-land. Sorry. And put a lock on your computer, your man-child is on a tear! Ya'll ready for your big-way camp? No more motorhome trips. They cause cutaways. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #10 June 19, 2003 Quoteyou won't return a single drunk dial VM I left you... Analog roam, dude. Combine that with my co-traveler and her attitude - you really didn't want to hear from me! Quoteyou still probally rushed in the house and posted very first thing. Nope. Slept first. We made it from Vernon, Texas home in 19 hours of driving yesterday; got in about 1:30 am. Caffeine in very large doses can be a good thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #11 June 19, 2003 Glad you're safely back home, Bytch. Patrick-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #12 June 19, 2003 [elton john mode on] She's a bytch, she's a bytch Oh the bytch is back Stone cold sober as a matter of fact She can bitch, she can bitch `Cause she's better than you It's the way that she moves The things that she do [elton john mode off]"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #13 June 19, 2003 Sorry our weather here in Arkansas scared you. If I had known you were coming through I'd have offered to treat you to a lunch or dinner. Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #14 June 19, 2003 I've been locked in this dang closet for ten days with no water or food... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #15 June 19, 2003 Welcome back. You'll be glad to know your offspring has decided to make sure his bills are paid off before making any major new purchases. I'm sure he's been eating healthy food and going to bed early. Either way, glad you're home, and hope the big-way camp goes well. WendyThere is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #16 June 19, 2003 QuoteWe did pass a dz near Denton, Tx that was the dz that i graduated from student status from...... long live "skydive texas".......... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #17 June 19, 2003 Welcome back. BTW, your son is a sweetieHave fun at the big way camp. I can't make it, I'm heading to Cross Keys instead. Three of my friends are going to attend the Big Way camp. Dave, Chuck, and Tom. Be sure to show them a good timeMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #18 June 20, 2003 Welcome back, Lisa! We missed you BIG time! See you at THE CAMP in 8 days! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #19 June 20, 2003 QuoteI've been locked in this dang closet for ten days with no water or food... yeah and my PM box has been starving too! HUMPH! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #20 June 20, 2003 QuoteWhen they say nationwide roam, they don't mean in BFE Texas on I-10! Quote ?huh? The last time I was on I10 between San Antonio and Van Horn, I didn't even get an analog signal?!?!? Even analog roam would have been nice!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 1 #21 June 20, 2003 >>38 mosquito bites (27 on my right ankle alone) The things we do when we are bored. You actually know how many mosquito bites you have Welcome back.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
hookitt 1 #21 June 20, 2003 >>38 mosquito bites (27 on my right ankle alone) The things we do when we are bored. You actually know how many mosquito bites you have Welcome back.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
