Gawain 0 #1 June 21, 2003 The Little Fly Once upon a time, there was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn when she happened upon a large pile of fresh cow manure. Since it had been hours since her last meal and she was feeling hunger pains, she flew down to the irresistible delicacy and began to pig out. She ate...and ate... and then.. she ate some more!!! Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her face with her tiny front legs, belched a few times, and then attempted to fly. Alas. She had eaten far too much and could not get off the ground. Wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation she looked around and spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall. She'd found a solution!! She realized if she could just climb up that handle and jump off to become airborne she'd be able to fly again. So, she painstakingly, climbed to the top of the handle. Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her tiny wings, and leaped confidently into the air. She dropped like a rock and splattered all over the floor... ...Dead Fly.... Moral? "Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit."So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
