Muenkel 0 #1 June 21, 2003 Here in the east, as you have heard us bitch incessantly, it just keeps raining every weekend. Do you dry climate folks care at all? Do you send us any vibes? Or do you selfishly smile and head off to the dz with your sunblock? And with all this rain, of course comes the worst allergy season in years. It's just very sad. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 June 21, 2003 well move you whiney bitch. Sorry dad i know shouldn't talk like that.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popeyefireman 0 #3 June 21, 2003 I am just sitting here thinking how great of a day is is going to be tomorrow. Thinking what I am going to do, trying out my new RW suite, and wishing I could fly all you east coasters out here to show you how to have real fun. Vibe come your way all the time bro. Adam "I Yam what I Yam" I am not afriad to die, only to die without living. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 June 21, 2003 Sounds like you're ready to move to Southern California where it is nice and sunny right now...and the forecast is sunny and/or mostly sunny and/or partly cloudy. oh yeah, what were you complaining about? So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #5 June 21, 2003 You know the second I move, La Nina will rear its ugly head, changing the jet stream and woila, the northeast will be dry again. BTW Junior, your mother and I would appreciate you washing off that lamp shade. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #6 June 21, 2003 The lamp shade? I'm i don't remember i was soooo drunkI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #7 June 21, 2003 We'll have to have a talk about this young man. I think those skydiving people are not a good influence on you. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #8 June 21, 2003 QuoteDo you dry climate folks care at all? About what? Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #9 June 21, 2003 I LEARNED IT FROM YOU DAD!! OK?! i learned it from you.......I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #10 June 21, 2003 QuoteAbout what? About the migration habits of the African Swallows. Insensitive Bitch! Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #11 June 21, 2003 It's always the parents fault. You know, it was not easy raising you. Your mother and I did our best. I worked 100 hours a week to keep a roof over your head and food in your stomach. But you kept growing and growing and eating and eating. Who the hell could keep up? So, I turned to the bottle. Your mother didn't care. She just became distant and wouldn't tend to my needs anymore. Alright, it's true....It's my spunk on the lamp shade. Just because I am almost 40 does not mean I don't have needs. I feel better now. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #12 June 21, 2003 Hey atleast i'm not into drugs, and stuff like that. Kids pick up there parents habits..........thank god you listen to your friend clay and go to the farm with him that day!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #13 June 21, 2003 Clay? Clay who? Did your mother tell you about a Clay? She's just saying that because I found out about her and CrazyIvan. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #14 June 21, 2003 DON"T YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY MOM!!! She would never lie to me!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #15 June 21, 2003 Son, I know this hurts. But you're an adult now, you can handle it. Your mother has been having an affair with CrazyIvan for years. In fact...he may be your father. Be strong. I'll still love you as if you were my own. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #16 June 21, 2003 NOOOOOOO!!! its not possible!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #17 June 21, 2003 Arthur, I'm only 5'7". You're like 6'9". Haven't you always wondered? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #18 June 21, 2003 Am I interrupting something here? Good! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #19 June 21, 2003 Just a family quarrel....no biggie. BTW, your naked sun dance needs some work. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
packerkevin 0 #20 June 21, 2003 QuoteHere in the east, as you have heard us bitch incessantly, it just keeps raining every week RAIN?? whats that?? here in phoenix, we aint seen rain in so long i have forgotton what it is like to be rained out. Of course, it was 105 today. but only 85 at 13kGrowing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #21 June 21, 2003 well no... i mean what about the red hair and freckles?!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #22 June 21, 2003 I don't have any freckles. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites katiebear21 0 #23 June 21, 2003 QuoteRAIN?? whats that?? here in phoenix, we aint seen rain in so long i have forgotton what it is like to be rained out. Of course, it was 105 today. but only 85 at 13k There ya go... add salt to the open wounds! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #24 June 21, 2003 then your not a real redhead you faker!!!!!!!! *tries to rip your wig off*I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #25 June 21, 2003 Rumor has it that the weather out at Cross Key's hasn't been nice. I hope it's worked out by the time I get there for jumping the second weekend in July.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Viking 0 #21 June 21, 2003 well no... i mean what about the red hair and freckles?!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #22 June 21, 2003 I don't have any freckles. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #23 June 21, 2003 QuoteRAIN?? whats that?? here in phoenix, we aint seen rain in so long i have forgotton what it is like to be rained out. Of course, it was 105 today. but only 85 at 13k There ya go... add salt to the open wounds! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #24 June 21, 2003 then your not a real redhead you faker!!!!!!!! *tries to rip your wig off*I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #25 June 21, 2003 Rumor has it that the weather out at Cross Key's hasn't been nice. I hope it's worked out by the time I get there for jumping the second weekend in July.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
