jumprunner 0 #1 June 20, 2003 Im getting so sick and tired of having to step over this mess on the floor of every urinal... guys, when taking a piss...ARCH!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #2 June 20, 2003 Ohhhhhhh...we're supposed to arch? I've been delta tracking and have not for the life of me been able to figure out how I get pee in a straight line up the wall! A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #3 June 20, 2003 it is obvious u must arch but lets not forget the head down rule as well! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #4 June 20, 2003 The women in their restroom have to sit-fly to pee, I've heard.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #5 June 20, 2003 QuoteThe women in their restroom have to sit-fly to pee, I've heard. Nah, they're just a bunch of squaters. Of course you've just got to do what you've got to do to get the job done. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #6 June 20, 2003 I had to check. This isn't the womens' forum. WTF? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #7 June 20, 2003 yeah, but in a stall it is kind of hard to get your arms all the way out due to the amount of space you are confined to. Difficult to keep proper form of a sit-fly....especially if you have been drinking...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. MaryRose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #8 June 20, 2003 Can't you use the handicapped stall?A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #9 June 20, 2003 what if someone handicapped comes along....~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. MaryRose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #10 June 20, 2003 QuoteOhhhhhhh...we're supposed to arch? I've been delta tracking and have not for the life of me been able to figure out how I get pee in a straight line up the wall! Well, then try a few spins followed by a backflip. After that Ill be dressing up like Dolly Pardon so I can use the womens restroom instead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #11 June 20, 2003 Quotewhat if someone handicapped comes along.... Just slur a lot, cross your eyes, and blurt out cuss words. Works for me. Oh, and I pretend my wife is in there to help me as my personal assistant. "I'm a good driver. I drive the car. I drive in the driveway. Time for Judge Wopner." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skyrose7 0 #12 June 20, 2003 wait, deuce, are you going into the women's handicapped stalls or the men's ??? You didn't seem that wierd when I met you~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. MaryRose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnischalke 0 #13 June 20, 2003 ...or you could do what I do. Just sit there and pee your pants because you are so glued to that damn box with wires, words and pretty pictures. It's warm. It will dry. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zenister 0 #14 June 20, 2003 QuoteIm getting so sick and tired of having to step over this mess on the floor of every urinal... guys, when taking a piss...ARCH!! are you sure you dont need someone strapped to your back to arch for you??? ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumprunner 0 #15 June 20, 2003 Quoteit is obvious u must arch but lets not forget the head down rule as well! Ummm, nooo, I think that only holds true when youre in the womens restroom Now tell me I havent just made the crudest post in the history of this forum? Yyyepp, Im gonna be a skydiver someday Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FliegendeWolf 0 #16 June 20, 2003 Is this why women go to the bathroom in pairs?A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumprunner 0 #17 June 20, 2003 QuoteQuoteIm getting so sick and tired of having to step over this mess on the floor of every urinal... guys, when taking a piss...ARCH!! are you sure you dont need someone strapped to your back to arch for you??? Naw, it'd be kind of a 'tight fit'... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zenister 0 #18 June 20, 2003 Quote Now tell me I havent just made the crudest post in the history of this forum? not even close....your spotting skills are worse than Skreamers..____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Laurel 0 #19 June 20, 2003 Quoteare you sure you dont need someone strapped to your back to arch for you??? Baaa haaa haaaaa!!!!..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CanuckInUSA 0 #20 June 20, 2003 QuoteIs this why women go to the bathroom in pairs? If you don't have video, it never happened. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FliegendeWolf 0 #21 June 20, 2003 I think I can live without video of one woman peeing with another woman strapped to her. A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumprunner 0 #22 June 20, 2003 QuoteI think I can live without video of one woman peeing with another woman strapped to her. Im not all that sure I can... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites QuickDraw 0 #23 June 20, 2003 QuoteI think I can live without video of one woman peeing with another woman strapped to her. Speak for yourself. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Blahr 0 #24 June 20, 2003 QuoteIm getting so sick and tired of having to step over this mess on the floor of every urinal... guys, when taking a piss...ARCH!! I get that far, then reach, then pull, then i seem to get distracted for a few minutes... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumprunner 0 #25 June 20, 2003 QuoteQuoteIm getting so sick and tired of having to step over this mess on the floor of every urinal... guys, when taking a piss...ARCH!! I get that far, then reach, then pull, then i seem to get distracted for a few minutes... Just try not to open up at the last minute... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. 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Deuce 1 #11 June 20, 2003 Quotewhat if someone handicapped comes along.... Just slur a lot, cross your eyes, and blurt out cuss words. Works for me. Oh, and I pretend my wife is in there to help me as my personal assistant. "I'm a good driver. I drive the car. I drive in the driveway. Time for Judge Wopner." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #12 June 20, 2003 wait, deuce, are you going into the women's handicapped stalls or the men's ??? You didn't seem that wierd when I met you~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. MaryRose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #13 June 20, 2003 ...or you could do what I do. Just sit there and pee your pants because you are so glued to that damn box with wires, words and pretty pictures. It's warm. It will dry. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #14 June 20, 2003 QuoteIm getting so sick and tired of having to step over this mess on the floor of every urinal... guys, when taking a piss...ARCH!! are you sure you dont need someone strapped to your back to arch for you??? ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #15 June 20, 2003 Quoteit is obvious u must arch but lets not forget the head down rule as well! Ummm, nooo, I think that only holds true when youre in the womens restroom Now tell me I havent just made the crudest post in the history of this forum? Yyyepp, Im gonna be a skydiver someday Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #16 June 20, 2003 Is this why women go to the bathroom in pairs?A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #17 June 20, 2003 QuoteQuoteIm getting so sick and tired of having to step over this mess on the floor of every urinal... guys, when taking a piss...ARCH!! are you sure you dont need someone strapped to your back to arch for you??? Naw, it'd be kind of a 'tight fit'... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #18 June 20, 2003 Quote Now tell me I havent just made the crudest post in the history of this forum? not even close....your spotting skills are worse than Skreamers..____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #19 June 20, 2003 Quoteare you sure you dont need someone strapped to your back to arch for you??? Baaa haaa haaaaa!!!!..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #20 June 20, 2003 QuoteIs this why women go to the bathroom in pairs? If you don't have video, it never happened. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #21 June 20, 2003 I think I can live without video of one woman peeing with another woman strapped to her. A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #22 June 20, 2003 QuoteI think I can live without video of one woman peeing with another woman strapped to her. Im not all that sure I can... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #23 June 20, 2003 QuoteI think I can live without video of one woman peeing with another woman strapped to her. Speak for yourself. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #24 June 20, 2003 QuoteIm getting so sick and tired of having to step over this mess on the floor of every urinal... guys, when taking a piss...ARCH!! I get that far, then reach, then pull, then i seem to get distracted for a few minutes... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #25 June 20, 2003 QuoteQuoteIm getting so sick and tired of having to step over this mess on the floor of every urinal... guys, when taking a piss...ARCH!! I get that far, then reach, then pull, then i seem to get distracted for a few minutes... Just try not to open up at the last minute... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
