lummy 4 #26 June 20, 2003 Quote ....Uranus has been invaded but foren objests numerous time over the years. uh... YEAH?!??!.. what HE said.....I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #27 June 20, 2003 Yeah you know I thought about it and I wish to decline my nomination. It just seems like a lot of work, so please give my title as supreme ultimate global ruler to CellJumper. She;s a girl anyway and will most likely do a better job... I'll be drinking and scratching my balls over in back palying with my lawn... Congrats Meggabootie!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #28 June 20, 2003 QuoteYeah you know I thought about it and I wish to decline my nomination. It just seems like a lot of work, so please give my title as supreme ultimate global ruler to CellJumper. She;s a girl anyway and will most likely do a better job... I'll be drinking and scratching my balls over in back palying with my lawn... Granted. Enjoy retirement. Hopefully you will find your pension and severnace package suitable. Congrats Meggabootie!!..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #29 June 20, 2003 QuoteGranted. Enjoy retirement. Hopefully you will find your pension and severnace package suitable.Now I know why I worship you... You're just the poop for a supreme universal leader... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #31 June 20, 2003 Ummm... how can he rule the world from my closet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #32 June 20, 2003 QuoteQuoteI was informed that last night, our very own Sebazz took over the world. Yes, it's true. As the Empress of the Universe, I felt as if Sebazz could implement my vision of this planet, so I appointed him ruler of the world. Please send your congratulations to Sebazz. Please remember that there are other job opportunities available - Ruler of Pluto and Janitor of Jupiter. I am accepting applications. i'll take a cushy spot on Venus near a DZ with internet access please! ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #33 June 20, 2003 Quotei'll take a cushy spot on Venus near a DZ with internet access please! Granted. Venus is great fit for you because I feel assured that you will fulfill my vision for a nude planet with lots of gyms and low-fat foods since this planet is largely inhabited by women. Take care of my girls, Zenister...................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #34 June 20, 2003 ALRIGHT finally a ruler i can really get behind.. my boss is going to love my resignation letter.. "Sorry got this job offer on Venus see...and the view and the benefits just cant be matched" ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #35 June 20, 2003 QuoteAh yes Meg you may be vice ruler of the globe should you wish. the position is yours... As well as many others I suppose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #36 June 20, 2003 I will be the "Doctor Germ" of the new regime! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #37 June 20, 2003 Minister of tourism. Hook it up with direct deposit and I'll never bother you again. I can write you speaches and stuff too. "Read my lips, all loads to 18K" and like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #38 June 20, 2003 Quote I will be the "Doctor Germ" of the new regime! I think Saddam has a spot open in his new regime for just that position. You might also check with Kim Jong Il. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #39 June 20, 2003 Quote Minister of tourism. I'l be the "Supreme Director of Nig Noggery and Hot Tubs." Appointed for life of course..... I'd be good at that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #40 June 20, 2003 QuoteI'll be the "Supreme Director of Nig Noggery and Hot Tubs." I definitely qualify to be your assistant! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #41 June 20, 2003 WRONG! BZZZZT! Katie, you don't shampoo with Woolite. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #42 June 20, 2003 QuoteI was informed that last night, our very own Sebazz took over the world. As his trusty confidante I am hoping he will appoint me his vice-ruler. And as his vice-ruler I would like to help nominate others for positions of authority in this new governmental body. Any suggestions? Well, I'm already slated to be Supreme Dictator - I mean governor - of the West Coast Zone when Canada finally invades the USA, so if that doesn't work I'll graciously accept the same position under Sebass's glorious leadership. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #43 June 20, 2003 No, but I did sleep in the Doha Express last night! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #44 June 20, 2003 Quote No, but I did sleep in the Doha Express last night OK.....being that I have sweated my ass off in that horrible place. That shit was funny!!!!!! Quotewhen Canada finally invades the USA, What are they gona do...... Speak french, give everyone beers and weed until they submit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #45 June 20, 2003 I want to be in charge of all of the worlds speed boats and yachts... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #46 June 21, 2003 I always wanted to be a Supreme Being! Maybe I could be Lord of the sheep since I'm from Montana.....Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #47 June 21, 2003 QuoteMaybe I could be Lord of the sheep since I'm from Montana.....Steve1 Easy there with the ambitions....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #48 June 21, 2003 But then again Clay is eminently more qualified than I for that position. Maybe I could be his underling in charge of all wooly livestock in the galaxy. At any rate I'd like to wield a lot of power and use my command voice on a regular basis.....Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #49 June 21, 2003 QuoteUmmm... how can he rule the world from my closet? I thought you WERE the center of the universe? Can't your closet be his office? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #50 June 21, 2003 Oh Your Royal Highness Supreme Ruler of the Globe, I know I am a mere peasant, but if I may, Your Highness, make a request? Please do something about this farking weather in the Northeast. I deeply bow to your greatness. I shall forever be greatful. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
