TitaniumLegs 8 #1 June 23, 2003 It's really hard to post(whore) 35487+ whe57678+-* n your cat is lying 876 or walking on the numer+ -* ic keypad! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #2 June 23, 2003 put some buttered toast on it's back...throw it in the air and watch it hover over the keyboard peter! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #3 June 23, 2003 Ever hear of a guy named Zez Confrey?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #4 June 23, 2003 You, know I wonder if 4 cats is enough to levitate a jumper to altitude... Where's the bread.... ewww... that bread is moldy! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #5 June 23, 2003 hmmm...maybe we'll try at the next hot chick sleepover at your house Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #6 June 23, 2003 If the jumper was light enough.....hmmm.....counts my fat ass out.... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #7 June 23, 2003 This guy? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #8 June 23, 2003 mmmm..... chicks. Man, I gotta stop thinking like that - we're having a girl! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #9 June 23, 2003 Well, that makes a lot more sense! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #10 June 23, 2003 Actually, I was confusing Fats with Zez. Caught the mistake almost instantly, but obviously not fast enough for you to catch it. Kinda stupid, but a very good friend of mine Judy Carmichael plays quite a bit of both. Anyway, I changed the original post to reflect the correct author.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #11 June 23, 2003 what is your little girl doing in 18 years and however many months? __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #12 June 23, 2003 Trying to pick the lock on her chastity belt... Her husband gets the key once they're married. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #13 June 23, 2003 I am good with locks.... See you in 18 years __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #14 June 23, 2003 QuoteSee you in 18 years Not if I see you first... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #15 June 23, 2003 Lock pickers beware! The father-to-be was talking about going to the shooting range for practice yesterday..... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gary350 0 #16 June 23, 2003 Fred Chopin loved cats. He wrote "The Cat's Waltz" (F Major) after being inspired by one of his cats bouncing along the keyboard while he was composing. He put the same sound into the piece. Earlier, Scarlatti wrote a "Cat's Fugue" with the same inspiration. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #17 June 23, 2003 I wrote a paper on that fugue for a musicology class. Domenico Scarlatti was quite a wacky guy. Some of his other sonatas come so close to atonality (or Charles Ives) that it is difficult to believe that he was born in the same year as Handel and J.S. Bach.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John4455 0 #18 June 23, 2003 Drape a banana peeling across its back. Thats great for a few laughs. How do ya like it Johnny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #19 June 23, 2003 Tape is fun too. You can put it on their backs, or on their feet... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #20 June 23, 2003 How about a Great Danes foot right in the middle of your spare computer keyboard. (laptop) He didnt even try that time. He can clear the couch any other time. Lets see I lost the X and , and the E key. And I think the Z. Id have to go and look. I use it to play cards on while watchin tv. ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #21 June 23, 2003 Well atleast your cat didn't poop in your closet like my mom's cat did in mine. Stupid little fur covered shit machine! Atleast my cat is content with flopping down in my lap or across my laptop when she wants my attention. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
