diablopilot 2 #1 June 23, 2003 THE HORMONE WARNING: The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty quid. ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in those pyjamas! ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate. Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks....But Chocolate sings.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakydiver 0 #2 June 23, 2003 LMFAO SLMFAO LMFAOHN -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 June 23, 2003 Was that a Hershey's commercial or something?__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #4 June 23, 2003 Another bit of humor: Little Amber was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing. He politely asked, "What are you up to there, Amber?" "My goldfish died," replied Amber tearfully, without looking up, "And I've just buried him." The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn't it?' Amber patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #5 June 24, 2003 @ both jokes. Good ones, JP. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
