Guest #1 June 20, 2003 If you haven't seen this before, you're missing all the fun. It's for real."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 June 20, 2003 Check out those huge sushi rolls!!! LMFAO!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #3 June 20, 2003 QuoteCheck out those huge sushi rolls!!! LMFAO!!! Ivan, I was with you when you were talking about clams, but I'm begining to wonder. j/k -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 June 20, 2003 QuoteIvan, I was with you when you were talking about clams, but I'm begining to wonder. DUDE!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #5 June 20, 2003 Just kidding! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #6 June 20, 2003 they really like their sons don't they? they hang carp (paper mache) out the windows in thanks for their sons... Their daughters get to go get everybody some OoLong Ocha...... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #7 June 20, 2003 You know what? I'll say this. Having a penis festival is a whole hell of a lot better than the sexual repression and its consequences in our culture. I say, let 'em hang out.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 June 20, 2003 Ah yes. As you may know, I am the patron saint of their festival. The duties are largely ceremonial, I bless virgins with the sacred staff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,162 #9 June 20, 2003 QuoteAh yes. As you may know, I am the patron saint of their festival. The duties are largely ceremonial, I bless virgins with the sacred staff. Curing virginity is more fun than blessing it.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 June 20, 2003 When the Japanese aren't repressing their entire hemisphere they are a silly people aren't they? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 June 21, 2003 QuoteWhen the Japanese aren't repressing their entire hemisphere they are a silly people aren't they? Wait a minute, you aren't making fun of a group of people pulling a giant penis on a wagon, are you? This is just a cultural diversity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #12 June 21, 2003 QuoteQuoteWhen the Japanese aren't repressing their entire hemisphere they are a silly people aren't they? Wait a minute, you aren't making fun of a group of people pulling a giant penis on a wagon, are you? This is just a cultural diversity. Next thing you know people will be making fun of "whiteness studies." Yes, some of our universities have decided to teach "it" whatever it is. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #13 June 21, 2003 Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't ....come.... back! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #14 June 21, 2003 Along those lines: There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #15 June 23, 2003 Mark, having lived in Japan nothing they do surprises me anymore. They have some festival where some 'lucky' citizen gets to keep a large iron phallic symbol in their home for a year until the next festival. Utterly insane. Beers, The Anvil Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #16 June 24, 2003 I have to admit, that is pretty darned funny. BTW, Hi Vinnie!!! (Up Arrow) When is this event held and where???Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
