Sebazz1 2 #1 August 26, 2002 I would like to give this opportunity to all to tell me and all the DZ.COMMER'S how and why I suck....... I am flaking on the Paris trip. Be it for good reasons or not it sucks and I suck so there. And no please save your nice comments for another day. This is a strictly SEB SUCKS thread. Ok let sgather the pitchforks and burm me baby burn me!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #2 August 26, 2002 You suck Seb? Really? Damn. Now I'm really bummed out that you won't be here this weekend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #3 August 26, 2002 OK, I looked at only the title of this thread, not realizing you were the author. I thought to myself, man this has got to be a personal attack and the greenies better get on it! But since you asked so nicely....YOU SUCK!!!!!!!! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 August 26, 2002 *BB borrows Sangiro's red hot fork and says... "okay Seb this is gonna hurt" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #5 August 26, 2002 Lummy passes the torches and pitchforks out to the assembling mob The chanting gets louder and takes on a cadence all it's own... SEB SUCKS SEB SUCKS SEB SUCKSI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #6 August 26, 2002 BB takes a blow torch to the fork and helps Lummy as the crowd is worked into a frenzy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #7 August 26, 2002 Ohhh. When I read the subject line I thought you were coming out or sometin' Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #8 August 26, 2002 Deuce is mixing dishwashing liquid with jet fuel and pouring the gelatinous mess into old tequila bottles (OK none of them are that old) and stuffing rags into the ends. I begin passing them down the line to Lummy, who ignites and throws them...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #9 August 26, 2002 QuoteDeuce is mixing dishwashing liquid with jet fuel and pouring the gelatinous mess into old tequila bottles (OK none of them are that old) and stuffing rags into the ends. I begin passing them down the line to Lummy, who ignites and throws them...... Cool. I love poor man's napalm! and Sea Bass Still Sucks.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #10 August 26, 2002 Quote I begin passing them down the line to Lummy, who ignites and throws them...... Looks at the bottle MMMMMM.. Patron, GOOD stuff!!! and tosses it at the parking lot full of Beamers... Take THAT you filthy shtinkin YUPPIE!!!!!I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #11 August 26, 2002 What are you thinking of Seb? We used to think you were cool (we didn't actually but hey) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #12 August 26, 2002 BB whispers to Lummy "Hey Lumsters.......I already put bananas in all of those tail pipes, maybe we can now have fried bananas!! Damn foreign cars......they break and take away all your fun! Throw another one Lummy!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #13 August 26, 2002 I already put my keys in the exhaust pipe - I even went round his car with a potato !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #14 August 26, 2002 Looks at the 1800 bottle Nah, not worth the trouble and throws it over his shoulder OOOPS!!!! Sorry Mob people.... it was an accident.. REALLYI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #15 August 26, 2002 Hey Seb! Everyone leave Seb alone. ***Chromeboy comes to earth in his UFO and picks up Seb. Chrome and Seb laugh at all the others. It's all shits and giggles.*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #16 August 26, 2002 QuoteAnd no please save your nice comments for another day. This is a strictly SEB SUCKS thread. Ok let sgather the pitchforks and burm me baby burn me!!! Please respect the thread rules Hey look over here ~ yup party pooper trooper...........git im!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #17 August 26, 2002 I just have one thing to say... YOU SUCK !!! I was looking forward to hanging out with ya. You gotta tell us why you can't make it... there has to be a valid reason.... she better be damn hot and willing to put out!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #18 August 26, 2002 Yeah, Seb. You suck harder than the event horizon on a black hole. I mean, that's really, really, sucking. (Blatant troll for Billvon) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #19 August 26, 2002 do we have a consensus yet?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #20 August 26, 2002 Sorry Seb! You suck Donkey Dicks! j/k <----------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #21 August 26, 2002 Quoteshe better be damn hot and willing to put out!! Yeah.. No kidding!!!! I think he's just not into sharing..... and just WHERE is Bill BTW? oh yeah.. Thread rules Seb Sucks but does he swallow?I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #22 August 26, 2002 Ya know Clay mentioned one time that the worst thing about kissin a sheep is that ya have to get off 'em. Now I dunno if Seb swallows or not.just as long as it isnt sheep or other farm animals..........and where is Billdamnit Von Novak? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #23 August 26, 2002 I try to keep personal things um er personal. Sorry. Neener neener neener you all can't catch me in my yuppy @ss bimmer. I am thumbing my nose at you waving a big ole party pooper flag above my head. Party Pooper......... Yeah and I suck more than that thing that Duece mentioned you know whatever he said black suckin blue horizon holey thingy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nws01 0 #24 August 26, 2002 Quotejust as long as it isnt sheep or other farm animals.......... Again...Seb sucks Donkey Dicks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #25 August 26, 2002 QuoteNeener neener neener you all can't catch me in my yuppy @ss bimmer. I am thumbing my nose at you waving a big ole party pooper flag above my head HAHAHA!!! You think so??? Think it'll still run without this lil ole $800 thingermerbob I have in my hand? Seb sucks the BIG one...I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 1 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
lummy 4 #21 August 26, 2002 Quoteshe better be damn hot and willing to put out!! Yeah.. No kidding!!!! I think he's just not into sharing..... and just WHERE is Bill BTW? oh yeah.. Thread rules Seb Sucks but does he swallow?I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #22 August 26, 2002 Ya know Clay mentioned one time that the worst thing about kissin a sheep is that ya have to get off 'em. Now I dunno if Seb swallows or not.just as long as it isnt sheep or other farm animals..........and where is Billdamnit Von Novak? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #23 August 26, 2002 I try to keep personal things um er personal. Sorry. Neener neener neener you all can't catch me in my yuppy @ss bimmer. I am thumbing my nose at you waving a big ole party pooper flag above my head. Party Pooper......... Yeah and I suck more than that thing that Duece mentioned you know whatever he said black suckin blue horizon holey thingy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #24 August 26, 2002 Quotejust as long as it isnt sheep or other farm animals.......... Again...Seb sucks Donkey Dicks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #25 August 26, 2002 QuoteNeener neener neener you all can't catch me in my yuppy @ss bimmer. I am thumbing my nose at you waving a big ole party pooper flag above my head HAHAHA!!! You think so??? Think it'll still run without this lil ole $800 thingermerbob I have in my hand? Seb sucks the BIG one...I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
