Gawain 0 #1 June 26, 2003 This one got away, but it's pretty damn funny.... Clicky Link URL: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/firemelon.mpgSo I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #2 June 26, 2003 I wonder what he thought it would do? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SickMonkey 0 #3 June 26, 2003 priceless.............. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DJL 235 #4 June 26, 2003 Play it slow and you can see that he jumps up in the air and skips. Man, I miss those foolish days. We had gunpowder to mess with when I was a kid."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gawain 0 #5 June 26, 2003 My favorite part hearing him screaming while he's running off..."Oh sh*t...oh f*ck...aaaahhhrrraaahh...." So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FliegendeWolf 0 #6 June 26, 2003 The only thing that video needs is, "Here, hold my beer!" A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #7 June 26, 2003 Um, did anyone else get a picture of a very large black woman licking her cleavage with a soundfile saying, "Back your ugly ass up?" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #8 June 26, 2003 QuoteUm, did anyone else get a picture of a very large black woman licking her cleavage with a soundfile saying, "Back your ugly ass up?" That wasn't what we're supposed to be seeing? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #9 June 26, 2003 QuoteQuoteUm, did anyone else get a picture of a very large black woman licking her cleavage with a soundfile saying, "Back your ugly ass up?" That wasn't what we're supposed to be seeing? Apparently not, unless all those who posted above are in a conspiracy and making this stuff up off the cuff... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FliegendeWolf 0 #10 June 26, 2003 No, I didn't see that. I also didn't see the black woman when Ivan posted the Hollywood zoom in. I thought people were speaking metaphorically ...A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 1 #11 June 26, 2003 QuoteUm, did anyone else get a picture of a very large black woman licking her cleavage with a soundfile saying, "Back your ugly ass up?" Yup, thats what I get too, I'll try saving it. Edit: that worked. Save it or open the URL in Media player -My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #12 June 26, 2003 QuoteI thought people were speaking metaphorically ... Metaphorically?? LMAO! Hmmm- what could a large black woman and her cleavage be a metaphor for? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #13 June 26, 2003 QuoteQuoteI thought people were speaking metaphorically ... Metaphorically?? LMAO! Hmmm- what could a large black woman and her cleavage be a metaphor for? Chocolate sundaes? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FliegendeWolf 0 #14 June 26, 2003 Well, we're not exactly dealing with a bunch of full decks on dz.com, are we? I was perfectly satisfied just smiling, nodding, and backing away without losing eye contact. A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DJL 235 #15 June 26, 2003 Reminds me of when I used to get chatty with one of the lunch ladies in college. She was a large Aretha Franklin kind of woman. I was pouring some coffee and she asked how I liked it. I told her, "Sweet, black, and ro-bust." She fanned her face with her fan saying, "Lordy, Lordy, oh my.""I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #16 June 26, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteI thought people were speaking metaphorically ... Metaphorically?? LMAO! Hmmm- what could a large black woman and her cleavage be a metaphor for? Chocolate sundaes? Ooh- good one!! I'm trying, but I can't think of anything... brain... hurts... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gawain 0 #17 June 26, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteI thought people were speaking metaphorically ... Metaphorically?? LMAO! Hmmm- what could a large black woman and her cleavage be a metaphor for? Chocolate sundaes? I was thinking of that lady from Lethal Weapn 3, "You tell Seargent Murtaugh that he's the jam in my jelly roll." . So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #18 June 26, 2003 QuoteWell, we're not exactly dealing with a bunch of full decks on dz.com, are we? [nodding sagely] Mmm- quite right, quite right. [/nodding sagely] QuoteI was perfectly satisfied just smiling, nodding, and backing away without losing eye contact. Ahh so- no sudden movements, no baring of teeth, gotcha. Very wise, my friend. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #19 June 26, 2003 [reply I was thinking of that lady from Lethal Weapn 3, "You tell Seargent Murtaugh that he's the jam in my jelly roll." . Bwahahaha! Perfect! Not exactly a metaphor, but close enough... I loved it when she busts out singing during that high-speed chase, laughing her ass off, hitting on Roger, with Riggs on the hood... Sigh. Good times. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #4 June 26, 2003 Play it slow and you can see that he jumps up in the air and skips. Man, I miss those foolish days. We had gunpowder to mess with when I was a kid."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #5 June 26, 2003 My favorite part hearing him screaming while he's running off..."Oh sh*t...oh f*ck...aaaahhhrrraaahh...." So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #6 June 26, 2003 The only thing that video needs is, "Here, hold my beer!" A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #7 June 26, 2003 Um, did anyone else get a picture of a very large black woman licking her cleavage with a soundfile saying, "Back your ugly ass up?" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #8 June 26, 2003 QuoteUm, did anyone else get a picture of a very large black woman licking her cleavage with a soundfile saying, "Back your ugly ass up?" That wasn't what we're supposed to be seeing? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #9 June 26, 2003 QuoteQuoteUm, did anyone else get a picture of a very large black woman licking her cleavage with a soundfile saying, "Back your ugly ass up?" That wasn't what we're supposed to be seeing? Apparently not, unless all those who posted above are in a conspiracy and making this stuff up off the cuff... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #10 June 26, 2003 No, I didn't see that. I also didn't see the black woman when Ivan posted the Hollywood zoom in. I thought people were speaking metaphorically ...A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #11 June 26, 2003 QuoteUm, did anyone else get a picture of a very large black woman licking her cleavage with a soundfile saying, "Back your ugly ass up?" Yup, thats what I get too, I'll try saving it. Edit: that worked. Save it or open the URL in Media player -My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #12 June 26, 2003 QuoteI thought people were speaking metaphorically ... Metaphorically?? LMAO! Hmmm- what could a large black woman and her cleavage be a metaphor for? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #13 June 26, 2003 QuoteQuoteI thought people were speaking metaphorically ... Metaphorically?? LMAO! Hmmm- what could a large black woman and her cleavage be a metaphor for? Chocolate sundaes? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #14 June 26, 2003 Well, we're not exactly dealing with a bunch of full decks on dz.com, are we? I was perfectly satisfied just smiling, nodding, and backing away without losing eye contact. A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #15 June 26, 2003 Reminds me of when I used to get chatty with one of the lunch ladies in college. She was a large Aretha Franklin kind of woman. I was pouring some coffee and she asked how I liked it. I told her, "Sweet, black, and ro-bust." She fanned her face with her fan saying, "Lordy, Lordy, oh my.""I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #16 June 26, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteI thought people were speaking metaphorically ... Metaphorically?? LMAO! Hmmm- what could a large black woman and her cleavage be a metaphor for? Chocolate sundaes? Ooh- good one!! I'm trying, but I can't think of anything... brain... hurts... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #17 June 26, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteI thought people were speaking metaphorically ... Metaphorically?? LMAO! Hmmm- what could a large black woman and her cleavage be a metaphor for? Chocolate sundaes? I was thinking of that lady from Lethal Weapn 3, "You tell Seargent Murtaugh that he's the jam in my jelly roll." . So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #18 June 26, 2003 QuoteWell, we're not exactly dealing with a bunch of full decks on dz.com, are we? [nodding sagely] Mmm- quite right, quite right. [/nodding sagely] QuoteI was perfectly satisfied just smiling, nodding, and backing away without losing eye contact. Ahh so- no sudden movements, no baring of teeth, gotcha. Very wise, my friend. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #19 June 26, 2003 [reply I was thinking of that lady from Lethal Weapn 3, "You tell Seargent Murtaugh that he's the jam in my jelly roll." . Bwahahaha! Perfect! Not exactly a metaphor, but close enough... I loved it when she busts out singing during that high-speed chase, laughing her ass off, hitting on Roger, with Riggs on the hood... Sigh. Good times. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #20 June 26, 2003 Quote[nodding sagely] Mmm- quite right, quite right. [/nodding sagely] Observation, young grasshopper, is the root of wisdom. A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #21 June 26, 2003 QuoteQuote[nodding sagely] Mmm- quite right, quite right. [/nodding sagely] Observation, young grasshopper, is the root of wisdom. Hee hee!! Right on! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
