pop 0 #1 June 27, 2003 Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,"Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!" Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men.... are men.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #2 June 27, 2003 Hahaha.. I need that!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #3 June 27, 2003 kinda like flashing pilots for altitude? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunnydee123 0 #4 June 27, 2003 Does it really work and what's the big deal..............?????? Dreams become reality, one choice at a time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #5 June 27, 2003 Tooo funny! I might have to try that one~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #6 June 27, 2003 when are you coming to vegas sunny?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunnydee123 0 #7 June 27, 2003 Well flights ARE pretty cheap out that way.....hmmmm......when would be a good weekend with lots of people around to keep me busy...jumping that is Dreams become reality, one choice at a time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 June 27, 2003 jumping? well afte ryou win the money you would have to jump a few times to keep us ..I mean The dealers occupied!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #9 June 27, 2003 ..breaking up J.T.'s every-other-post in this thread as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #10 June 27, 2003 LOL are you following meMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #11 June 27, 2003 It's not working!A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #12 June 27, 2003 lol Im going Im going!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #13 June 27, 2003 Yeah? You told us you were going to bed like a half hour ago! A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 June 27, 2003 but howard stern hasnt ended yet...soon!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites