Swoopyswoop 0 #1 June 30, 2003 Just in case anyone who wasnt there didnt know. Sebazz finally grew a huge set of brass balls sunday on the final load and did a real mans swoop on his new xaos-27. Watching gingerly from the ground one would assume with his approach and his pattern he was gonna do a quick 90 back into a 270 for a nice upwind everyday ordinary 100 foot swoop. OHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO, Mr Sebazz contrary to belief cranked a very fast 360 and continued to hammer out another 180 building some major mundo speed by the look of his eyes that were peeled into the back of his head. Releasing his turn and continuing to show his brute strength by pulling both front risers dwon for another good 200 feet he released and the canopy planed out and started what was to be a good 80 to 85 yard swoop. I didnt measure yet but I will because I am still in disbelief myself. SEBAZZ, Heres to you brother, Downwinds I used to believe were only for the insane, know I know the truth"THEY ARE" Happy birthday buddy Swoop "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #2 June 30, 2003 DDDAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNN!!! Happy b-day, Sebazz... wish I had seen that! You just moved further up my list.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #3 June 30, 2003 Dude chopster, you missed it bro. I didnt know what to do, high five him or give him a clean pair of shorts Swoop "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #4 June 30, 2003 LOL!! knowing Sebazz... the clean pair of shorts would have been a great gift at that moment.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #5 July 1, 2003 Quotemans swoop on his new xaos-27 Err - this is a joke, ya? We're not talking about landing a 27-ft^2 canopy??Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #6 July 1, 2003 uh.. no.. 27 cells, I don't recall what size.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #7 July 1, 2003 Holy SHIT! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #8 July 1, 2003 QuoteQuotemans swoop on his new xaos-27 Err - this is a joke, ya? We're not talking about landing a 27-ft^2 canopy?? No really! It was built for Mini-Me's stunt double in the next Austin Powers movie. Incidently, your "someone famous" was born an Austrian with the last name of Shicklegruber."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #9 July 1, 2003 QuoteIncidently, your "someone famous" was born an Austrian with the last name of Shicklegruber. Very nice, Bob. I'm reading the autobiography at the moment. Yeah - I was thinking that it might have been a 27-cell, but I'm used to seeing square footage as the first designation after canopy type, and I was starting to drool like a post-EST therapy patient.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #10 July 1, 2003 QuoteQuoteIncidently, your "someone famous" was born an Austrian with the last name of Shicklegruber. Very nice, Bob. I'm reading the autobiography at the moment. So you're reading MK? Ahhh...that explains the blond hair. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #11 July 1, 2003 It's a 98 ft^2, as compared to my blazing Triathlon 220! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
