Laurel 0 #1 July 2, 2003 A small Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips.." The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition. "Second," Eddie said, "You must never tell anyone about this." The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition. "Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern Baptist". Once again the administrator agreed. And last of all Eddie stated "You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00."..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 July 2, 2003 hey... that was funny.... but us rednecks really arent that stupid.... no REALLY, were not... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #4 July 2, 2003 LOLBWAHAHAHA Hey! don't I know an Eddie at Goldcoast? How"ya doing Laurel? "SWEET" ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyfrog 0 #5 July 2, 2003 Quoteus rednecks really arent that stupid.... If you were REALLY a redneck, you'd have written: "we rednecks ain't that dum..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThighMan 5 #6 July 2, 2003 I can't believe he only had to pay 500.00....... Airborne Blue Skies, No Wind Feet and Knees Together Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 July 2, 2003 QuoteQuoteus rednecks really arent that stupid.... If you were REALLY a redneck, you'd have written: "we rednecks ain't that dum..." well dang me be... u got thought rite! I is a redneck... just upscale is all... we gots us a double wide! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #8 July 2, 2003 A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #9 July 2, 2003 Whas' up, Chile, my man? $15 jumps at Gold Coast on Friday. I hope to see you there...................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #10 July 2, 2003 Here's for the monkeys May be NSFWMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #11 July 2, 2003 QuoteHere's for the monkeys May be NSFW Nice. Monkey porn. I will need therapy now. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
