Viking 0 #26 June 30, 2003 uhhhhh pops I beg to differ........you have obviosly been layed. Then theres that other thing of me actually being able to skydive!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #27 June 30, 2003 Keep talking like that you little bastard and you're out of the will. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #28 June 30, 2003 QuoteYou call it work....man guess you do need practice well okay, not work, but it would of been easier to have the ladies come to me instead of having to seek out the ladies..... so blondie... you gona be at wffc??? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #29 June 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteYou call it work....man guess you do need practice well okay, not work, but it would of been easier to have the ladies come to me instead of having to seek out the ladies..... so blondie... you gona be at wffc??? Well I've been threatened that my but would be kicked if I'm not there..... *waves* at Kris... Be good to finally meet you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #30 June 30, 2003 Quote"...... i shall reward you with a "prize" after you have completed this task..... Of course, you can get shots for that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #31 June 30, 2003 QuoteQuote"...... i shall reward you with a "prize" after you have completed this task..... Of course, you can get shots for that. LOL...you are crazy....anyone ever tell you that...you crack me up man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #32 June 30, 2003 QuoteKeep talking like that you little bastard and you're out of the will. Chris Oh wow what the hell do you have left that you havn't pawned off so you can pay for tunnel training so you don't suck so bad in the air?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #33 June 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteKeep talking like that you little bastard and you're out of the will. Chris Oh wow what the hell do you have left that you havn't pawned off so you can pay for tunnel training so you don't suck so bad in the air? You can do that in the air now....LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #34 June 30, 2003 Quoteyou are crazy....anyone ever tell you that Most people, darnit. Normal has a statistical definition - average. I don't consider myself normal. The part that people argue with me about is above or below normal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #35 June 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteyou are crazy....anyone ever tell you that Most people, darnit. Normal has a statistical definition - average. I don't consider myself normal. The part that people argue with me about is above or below normal. Just who is normal......oh nevermind...tired of asking Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #36 June 30, 2003 Quote"...... i shall reward you with a "prize" after you have completed this task..... damn it, the prize is me.......... i don't need shots for anything....well except for that case of rabies i got from one of clay's shepp last year... bu;s that's all taken care of now..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #37 June 30, 2003 QuoteQuote"...... i shall reward you with a "prize" after you have completed this task..... damn it, the prize is me.......... i don't need shots for anything....well except for that case of rabies i got from one of clay's shepp last year... bu;s that's all taken care of now..... I can't believe he shared....oh wait he's in love now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #38 June 30, 2003 QuoteJust who is normal......oh nevermind...tired of asking No, who is on first. (feeding me the straight lines baby! ) There was once a king who lived on a hill over a village. The local sorcerer was mad at the king and put a potion in the well. All the people who drank the water in the village who drank the water immediately took off their clothes, painted themselves purple, and set fire to their houses. (This was during the dark ages, mind you, so these were not free-flyers. ) The king, see the smoke in the village, went to see what was going on. The villagers, see the king was not purple and was wearing clothes, set upon the king because he was obviously insane. They tied the king up until he swore that he had a solution. When they untied him, he drank from the well. He was a wise king. Now he was crazy as everyone else and that made him normal again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #39 June 30, 2003 Quotedamn it, the prize is me.......... I understand now. First prize is a date with Wingie. Second prize is two dates. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #40 June 30, 2003 you forgot the grand prize..... and since it's the grand pize well i'll just have to keep that a secret....... i will say this though about it.... it involves me, the winner, a bunch of booze, my tent, a queensized air matress, and what ever else the winner wants to bring along.......(no dudes brought along though) ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #41 June 30, 2003 Well I'd love to help you out Wingnut,but I'm not going to Rantoul. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #42 June 30, 2003 Quoteand seduce a skydiver named "wingnut"... Hey Wingnut! Look out for a guy called Mark Gazely, I'm pretty sure he's going, he's a damn good freeflyer. Actually his team is Oz's no. 1 at the moment. I may get him to seduce you for me! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #43 June 30, 2003 Quote I may get him to seduce you for me well i've already been told through a friend that another skydude thought i was cute.. but i don't bat for the other team..... you should just come over here and do it yourself babe..... have i ever told ya acents turn me on..... ooooooo... an acent from austrailia is da bomb....... almost as good as the ones from the british isles.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #44 June 30, 2003 Quote you should just come over here and do it yourself babe..... have i ever told ya acents turn me on..... ooooooo... an acent from austrailia is da bomb....... almost as good as the ones from the british isles.... Ok... His pickup lines are getting better... whatcha think girls...I wonder how he does with southern accents... Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #45 June 30, 2003 QuoteI wonder how he does with southern accents [outhern accent] i melt for em [/southern accent] okay i'm a sucker for any accent....... even german, french, russian..... the assian accents though don't do anything for me though..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #46 June 30, 2003 QuoteOh wow what the hell do you have left that you havn't pawned off so you can pay for tunnel training so you don't suck so bad in the air? I've been pimping out your sister. But don't tell you mother! I managed to put quite a stash aside. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #47 July 1, 2003 **polishes her halo** Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #48 July 1, 2003 " *polishes her halo** " Had it become tarnished?-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #49 July 1, 2003 **raises an eyebrow** No, it still had honey on it from last nights sexual romp. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bclark 0 #50 July 2, 2003 Wingnuts "Wanna buy a duck?" joke has been officially banned at our drop zone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
