Fireman

[freakous 0]

A fireman is polishing a fire engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The
little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog
and cat. The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "That's a nice
fire truck," the fireman says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied one
wagon leash to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles. "Little
Partner," the fireman says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire
engine but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I
think you could probably go a lot faster." The little girl pauses for a
moment to think, looks at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat, then shyly
looks up into the fireman's eyes and says...... "You're probably right,
but then I wouldn't have a f***ing siren, would I?!"