turtlespeed 226 #1 July 3, 2003 Press release: See also "I'm Taking Applications" The New King History has been made this day! Earlier this morning, a new Kingship was announced. This new position will be filled by none other than Turtlespeed.(Who also is the keeper of the famed Shiner Bock Arch). In this new and difficult leadership position, The King of Flail (KOF) will have to ensure that he not only does nothing that even resembles stable body flight in the Free Fly poseeestion, he has the burden placed upon him to take out formations whenever the opportunity presents itself. No longer is it going to be as easy to “go low” or “ Funnel it”. “The Bar has finally been raised.” He said as his acceptance speech droned on and on endlessly into the noon hour. “Taking out a formation will never be the same. It will become an art, It will be done with style!” Safety, being one of KOF’s most abundant necessities, he is drafting a law that prohibits anyone else from attempting to flail or any other type of unstable body flight until such time as a BSR can be written for such an event. The KOF regrets having to take this action, but assures us that it is entirely too necessary. Sources inside the newly appointed office are talking of ways to grade and score “Funneling”. It seems that we are looking at the birth of a cutting edge new “X Game”. Just think, in the up-coming months we can be looking forward to such exciting new competitions as “Funneling For Dollars” where contestants can try to sabotage a four-way or eight-way, the sky is the limit.(Well ok, the ground is) This could be as big as “Bowling for Dollars” which sources also have explained had nothing to do with the Funneling for Dollars idea. Also on the horizon, keep your eyes open for "Funnel Camp"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #2 July 3, 2003 well written. glad you are taking your position seriously. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottamaly 1 #3 July 3, 2003 I'm afraid there is..out there...others who would also want to be king. Skydiving gave me a reason to live I'm not afraid of what I'll miss when I die...I'm afraid of what I'll miss as I live Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 July 3, 2003 NO!!! IT's Mine, MINE I TELL YOU!!!!!! MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!MINE !! MINE !! MINE!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #5 July 3, 2003 Oh...I thought you were going to be the "King of TAIL"...but I'm sure being KOF will be very nice, too. IcemanDoctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 July 3, 2003 That's my alter ego...the one that CAN fly...I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #7 July 3, 2003 I'll make sure you have plenty of Icy Products available for your flailing injuries IcemanDoctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 July 3, 2003 That's what the BSR's are for... Safe funnelling is what I'm all about...I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perky77 0 #9 July 3, 2003 note to self, bump off all loads Clint is on this weekend or at least let him leave first. "Sacrifice is a part of life. It is supposed to be. It's not something you regret . It's something to aspire to." Mitch Albom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 July 3, 2003 Hey, atleast he's not claiming himself nKOF...nekid King of Flail...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perky77 0 #11 July 3, 2003 Bad image!! Now who can we find to be Naked Queen of Flail? Ok ladies....who wants to interview for the position? I will do the interviews for yall.....just trying to do my part to help out. "Sacrifice is a part of life. It is supposed to be. It's not something you regret . It's something to aspire to." Mitch Albom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #12 July 3, 2003 Gee...I don't know, what we need is someone who is a teacher...maybe a math teacher...I bet she'd be perfect.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perky77 0 #13 July 3, 2003 I think your right!!! now all we have to do is convince her....but she doesnt really flail to bad. "Sacrifice is a part of life. It is supposed to be. It's not something you regret . It's something to aspire to." Mitch Albom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 July 3, 2003 No flailing allowed until the BSR's of funneling are completed and TSO'd!!! I do agree though, we should hold tryouts here at the DZ tomorrow. But I will clarify!!! Women only...I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
