freakyflygirl 0 #1 July 3, 2003 Has this ever happend to anyone? You've left your deep fryer sitting out overnight so the oil could cool and found a MOUSE in it the next morning!! I'm f%$#ing terrified of the darn things and now I'm not sure what to do. Should I: 1) Throw the oil and the mouse out in the field so it doesn't have to suffer anymore. 2) Let the darn thing drown in oil so I don't subject myself to a moster anxiety attack. 3) Deep fry the little guy and serve him to the in-laws tomorrow. Seriously though....this in really grossing me out!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 July 3, 2003 QuoteHas this ever happend to anyone? You've left your deep fryer sitting out overnight so the oil could cool and found a MOUSE in it the next morning!! I'm f%$#ing terrified of the darn things and now I'm not sure what to do. Should I: 1) Throw the oil and the mouse out in the field so it doesn't have to suffer anymore. 2) Let the darn thing drown in oil so I don't subject myself to a moster anxiety attack. 3) Deep fry the little guy and serve him to the in-laws tomorrow. Seriously though....this in really grossing me out!!!! 4) Deep fry it, put in in a bun, take it to McDonalds and DEMAND a FREE Happy Meal. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #3 July 3, 2003 he's still alive???? deep fry that sucker!!!! the in-laws will love it!!! seriously? dunno... i'd scoop him out and let him go.. you have a big serving spoon or something? -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #4 July 3, 2003 Go with option 3. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakyflygirl 0 #5 July 3, 2003 Quotehe's still alive???? deep fry that sucker!!!! the in-laws will love it!!! seriously? dunno... i'd scoop him out and let him go.. you have a big serving spoon or something? Actually I do, but it's still alive!!! I have a deep, yet irrational fear of mice!! If it crawled/jumped off...I think I would have a heart attack!!! I like the McDonalds idea...maybe I could get a big settlement out of it...lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #6 July 3, 2003 anyone there w/ you? neighbor? homeless person? (just kidding) who can spoon him up for you? If you have a BIG spoon, and he's drenched in oil, he probably won't do much to ya... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #7 July 3, 2003 Is the little one still moving? Take him out somehow! Then get rid of all the oil & put new stuff in Good Luck!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #8 July 3, 2003 [Roman Collisseum mob] FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! [/Roman Collisseum mob] __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakyflygirl 0 #9 July 3, 2003 just my seven year old son who is doing nothing but laughing at me. Hopefully the hubby will be home soon!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #10 July 3, 2003 Hey i know! We can give it to Sinker for his daughter to play with!!!! They love dead rodents. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #11 July 3, 2003 ohm!!! (note: daughter has not brought up the idea of exhuming the dead rodent for a few days... maybe she's forgotten...) -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakyflygirl 0 #12 July 3, 2003 Quote Hey i know! We can give it to Sinker for his daughter to play with!!!! They love dead rodents. LMAO, when my daughter was about a year old she DID pick up a dead mouse my cat left for me and started to play with it. This is it, I'm moving to the city, country life is definately NOT for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 July 3, 2003 QuoteTake him out somehow! Then get rid of all the oil & put new stuff in GROSS!! That fryer needs to be thrown away!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John4455 0 #14 July 3, 2003 QuoteHas this ever happend to anyone? You've left your deep fryer sitting out overnight so the oil could cool and found a MOUSE in it the next morning!! Quote Oh sure, that happens to me all the time. I hate it when that happens! How do ya like it Johnny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hooked 0 #15 July 3, 2003 Their in the city too!!!! (only probably rats not mice!) I'm with you, I am very afraid of mice and rats. Your dilemma......I'd put the top on the fryer and wait for someone else to get rid of it. I'd even cover the thing with a towel or something. If I really was feeling brave, after I covered the fryer, I'd move it outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Definitely get rid of it, doesn't matter how! Jan -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freakyflygirl 0 #16 July 3, 2003 QuoteQuoteTake him out somehow! Then get rid of all the oil & put new stuff in GROSS!! That fryer needs to be thrown away!! ABSOLUTELY!!!!!! In the garbage now!! Hubby is home, mouse if alive (not sure how well) tossed out in the field. He said he may live but may have the "scoots" for awhile. ICK! What a guy....I knew I kept him around for some reason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #17 July 3, 2003 I'm sure there's 1 DZ.com member who's snake would appreciate a deep fried rodent... I eard it taste like birdsRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hooked 0 #18 July 3, 2003 QuoteI'm sure there's 1 DZ.com member who's snake would appreciate a deep fried rodent... I eard it taste like birds There you go......feed it to the snake..........but I'm not watching. Jan -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites QuickDraw 0 #19 July 3, 2003 To you its just a mouse, to some fast food chains, its the secret ingredient. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MochaSkyChick 0 #20 July 3, 2003 Quote4) Deep fry it, put in in a bun, take it to McDonalds and DEMAND a FREE Happy Meal. ROTFL - Dude, you're a nut! PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #21 July 3, 2003 scoop him out with a strainer spoon and drop him on a towel. wrap him up with the towel and take him outside somewhere. i'm willing to bet that a greased mouse (contrary to popular opinion) can't run very far or fast."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #22 July 3, 2003 Quoteanyone there w/ you? neighbor? homeless person? (just kidding) who can spoon him up for you? Where, oh where is Stanley Clown when you need him?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Clownburner 0 #23 July 3, 2003 If it's been in the oil all night, it would give the snake cholesterol problems, so you shouldn't do that. Let the poor little guy go!7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jib 0 #24 July 3, 2003 There really could be a Kentucky Fried Mouse! http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/friedrat.htm -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChileRelleno 0 #25 July 3, 2003 Quote[Roman Collisseum mob] FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! [/Roman Collisseum mob] BWAHHHAAAAHAHA!!!!!! "Roman coliseum mob", now that was funny i just about spitup my BBQ ribs.... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
hooked 0 #15 July 3, 2003 Their in the city too!!!! (only probably rats not mice!) I'm with you, I am very afraid of mice and rats. Your dilemma......I'd put the top on the fryer and wait for someone else to get rid of it. I'd even cover the thing with a towel or something. If I really was feeling brave, after I covered the fryer, I'd move it outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Definitely get rid of it, doesn't matter how! Jan -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakyflygirl 0 #16 July 3, 2003 QuoteQuoteTake him out somehow! Then get rid of all the oil & put new stuff in GROSS!! That fryer needs to be thrown away!! ABSOLUTELY!!!!!! In the garbage now!! Hubby is home, mouse if alive (not sure how well) tossed out in the field. He said he may live but may have the "scoots" for awhile. ICK! What a guy....I knew I kept him around for some reason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #17 July 3, 2003 I'm sure there's 1 DZ.com member who's snake would appreciate a deep fried rodent... I eard it taste like birdsRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #18 July 3, 2003 QuoteI'm sure there's 1 DZ.com member who's snake would appreciate a deep fried rodent... I eard it taste like birds There you go......feed it to the snake..........but I'm not watching. Jan -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #19 July 3, 2003 To you its just a mouse, to some fast food chains, its the secret ingredient. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #20 July 3, 2003 Quote4) Deep fry it, put in in a bun, take it to McDonalds and DEMAND a FREE Happy Meal. ROTFL - Dude, you're a nut! PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #21 July 3, 2003 scoop him out with a strainer spoon and drop him on a towel. wrap him up with the towel and take him outside somewhere. i'm willing to bet that a greased mouse (contrary to popular opinion) can't run very far or fast."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 July 3, 2003 Quoteanyone there w/ you? neighbor? homeless person? (just kidding) who can spoon him up for you? Where, oh where is Stanley Clown when you need him?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #23 July 3, 2003 If it's been in the oil all night, it would give the snake cholesterol problems, so you shouldn't do that. Let the poor little guy go!7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #24 July 3, 2003 There really could be a Kentucky Fried Mouse! http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/friedrat.htm -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #25 July 3, 2003 Quote[Roman Collisseum mob] FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! FRY IT!! [/Roman Collisseum mob] BWAHHHAAAAHAHA!!!!!! "Roman coliseum mob", now that was funny i just about spitup my BBQ ribs.... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
