eharris 0 #26 November 17, 2002 Quote ya i am the talk dorky guy with the camera, that just stands around and doesn't jump....yet. We have been giving Craig shit about his second lineover so i will have to add the downwinder to the mix and see how red he gets No -not Craig, it was Steve's down winder when he broke his leg. I was jumping with him. We had done a 3 way and then he landed downwind on the rented sabre and really messed his leg up. Craig drove him to hospital while I returned his gear to Square 1 - of course first I had to get his blood and flesh off the canopy - GROSE!M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #27 November 17, 2002 oh oh hehehehe whoops! ya Steve told me about that many a time. didn't know he bled on the main though.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #28 November 17, 2002 Yeah, it was me who suggested it Tom, (How was the trip BTW? Gonna be at SkyDance anytime soon?). And FWIW Emily, Viking has certain uhmmm FIRSTS in his life that he has yet to achieve, and gets quite a bit of ribbing about it. I think that's what Tom was suggesting, nothing to do with you in particular. Back to making Arthur grovel.... I would say at least a week or after he buys you a days worth of jumps, he sends you flowers, and climbs up on the bar in the bombshelter and swears his undying love (or forgiveness, your choice) for you in front of everyone...I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eharris 0 #29 November 17, 2002 QuoteYeah, it was me who suggested it Tom, (How was the trip BTW? Gonna be at SkyDance anytime soon?). And FWIW Emily, Viking has certain uhmmm FIRSTS in his life that he has yet to achieve, and gets quite a bit of ribbing about it. I think that's what Tom was suggesting, nothing to do with you in particular. Back to making Arthur grovel.... I would say at least a week or after he buys you a days worth of jumps, he sends you flowers, and climbs up on the bar in the bombshelter and swears his undying love (or forgiveness, your choice) for you in front of everyone...Dang lummy, you're good. You should be a negotiator. And as a kick back for your powerful negotiating assistance - you can have the beer, flowers and dance on the bar,;I'll settle for the day's worth of slots!!M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eharris 0 #30 November 17, 2002 Quoteoh oh hehehehe whoops! ya Steve told me about that many a time. didn't know he bled on the main though. Well the secret's out then!M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #31 November 17, 2002 Shut your pie hole Garry!!!!! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #32 November 17, 2002 QuoteShut your pie hole Garry!!!!! OH? LOL!!! Lets see if I share any of that Tequila you liked in Eloy now ;) Okay, Emily gets the slots, I'll settle for the public affirmation on the BAR ( You have to end it by screaming "WE SUCK") and the flowers... hmmmmm let's have them sent to Steve from a "Secret admirer" details to follow Okay, time's a wastin and there's jumpin to do... Nice to meet you Emily, lates Arthur n Tom....I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #33 November 17, 2002 Go M! Clear it all up, Girlfriend. (nice to meet you) Its nice to see a clear up on a dz rumor. Quote I'm not "with" Luigi Cani. He's a very good friend of mine and I accompanied him at the Flyboyz Film Festival and Halloween party - mostly just to prevent him from falling off the stilts. So, what you are saying here really is- you were only with Luigi at the Film Fest. And, apparently he is as short as I thought he might be. Short and sweet. Clear it all up. Dont mind Viking, he is just a virgin skydiver. Oh, he has made jumps but he is still a virgin. Thats pretty much what he is famous for in here, that and his awesome photography work. ....and nearly nude body of a young handsome man, with the warm smell of chlorine and pool water dripping from his chiseled swimmers chest, breathing deeply and heavily from having just completed an athletic accomplishment, the crowd roars.... Whoa ....got off on a rant....Anyway, I guarantee Viking is extremely sorry. He is a good kido. He wouldnt hurt a fly. Also, I appreciate your non conversational approach to set an event straight. I am humorous here but really, this is how its done. Just state the facts- presto done deal. Thats it. ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #34 November 17, 2002 Quote i am soooooooo sorry!! I assumed, i should really stop doing that! Kids: Let's take a look at the word assumed. What words make up assumed? That's right! ASS. Ass is a word in assumed. So, think about it. When you assume something, you are making an ASS out of U and ME! This post has been brought to you by the letters "A" and the number 69. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eharris 0 #35 November 17, 2002 Quote Quote i am soooooooo sorry!! I assumed, i should really stop doing that! Kids: Let's take a look at the word assumed. What words make up assumed? That's right! ASS. Ass is a word in assumed. So, think about it. When you assume something, you are making an ASS out of U and ME! This post has been brought to you by the letters "A" and the number 69. I'll have to remember this saying - I've met lots of assumers in my life and sure I'll come across more who might take heed if I have this handy expression to whip out!! Thanks.M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eharris 0 #36 November 17, 2002 Quote Go M! Clear it all up, Girlfriend. (nice to meet you) Its nice to see a clear up on a dz rumor. Quote I'm not "with" Luigi Cani. He's a very good friend of mine and I accompanied him at the Flyboyz Film Festival and Halloween party - mostly just to prevent him from falling off the stilts. So, what you are saying here really is- you were only with Luigi at the Film Fest. And, apparently he is as short as I thought he might be. Short and sweet. Clear it all up. Dont mind Viking, he is just a virgin skydiver. Oh, he has made jumps but he is still a virgin. Thats pretty much what he is famous for in here, that and his awesome photography work. ....and nearly nude body of a young handsome man, with the warm smell of chlorine and pool water dripping from his chiseled swimmers chest, breathing deeply and heavily from having just completed an athletic accomplishment, the crowd roars.... Whoa ....got off on a rant....Anyway, I guarantee Viking is extremely sorry. He is a good kido. He wouldnt hurt a fly. Also, I appreciate your non conversational approach to set an event straight. I am humorous here but really, this is how its done. Just state the facts- presto done deal. Thats it. Wow - there sure is some "girl power" in the forum today. Thanks Ann for your support . Chick's rock! Next time I post I'll try to come up with some REAL controversial, juicy stuff - maybe I'll make up some good lies about myself and some extra bad behavior on my part! hm........I'll start working on it. MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #37 November 17, 2002 Quote don't anti-up to the occasion. Quote >>I say, I say thats "ante" boy! I say "ante", with an "E" boy, with an "E"! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #38 November 17, 2002 Hella Good M!!! I need something on myself, Ive been so dull lately.... I will work on something really interesting.... Like my personal life it is portrayed on television like the show Alias... Yeah, I only learned how to skydive so I could jump into high society night parties in sequins and diamonds to halt any wrong doings for the good ole USA. In Addition- I am undercover, on a mission from God. Also I slay vampires... I am nearly an action figure with a kung foo grip. And I have a stealth RV with millions of dollars to go from dz to dz jumping, undercover for the SG6 and the CIA, FBI, and I can jump thru Stargates and stuff.... and I have a replicator in my RV, so I can just say to my driver, Capt Piccard would you like tea?, Red Bull, Spring Water, or a Bloody Mary from KC's bar or a Chicago pizza. Oh hell, what about the standard one. ... AirAnn- WHAT??? What is his name? Somebody: Heard you slept with that four way team over there. AirAnn- Oh that, sure 3 or 4 times at once.The two guys on the right were the best, they have secret moves. Check it out, man. Also I was with Luigi and Slayton, all together must be about 30 times that week. AirAnn: walks away laughing her ass off. Lozers ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #39 November 17, 2002 Oh, I remember when I first heard that "ASS-U-ME" thing...it was in that baseball movie (Backstreet Bears?), with Walter Mattheau, Tatum O'Neill and Kristy McNichol. Damn fine movie, even if I am dating myself a little!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #40 November 17, 2002 > baseball movie (Backstreet Bears?), You don't mean Badnews Bears do you? I can tell you have teenage children Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #41 November 17, 2002 Wasn't it on Young Frankenstein, too?Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eharris 0 #42 November 17, 2002 QuoteHella Good M!!! I need something on myself, Ive been so dull lately.... I will work on something really interesting.... Like my personal life it is portrayed on television like the show Alias... Yeah, I only learned how to skydive so I could jump into high society night parties in sequins and diamonds to halt any wrong doings for the good ole USA. In Addition- I am undercover, on a mission from God. Also I slay vampires... I am nearly an action figure with a kung foo grip. And I have a stealth RV with millions of dollars to go from dz to dz jumping, undercover for the SG6 and the CIA, FBI, and I can jump thru Stargates and stuff.... and I have a replicator in my RV, so I can just say to my driver, Capt Piccard would you like tea?, Red Bull, Spring Water, or a Bloody Mary from KC's bar or a Chicago pizza. Oh hell, what about the standard one. ... AirAnn- WHAT??? What is his name? Somebody: Heard you slept with that four way team over there. AirAnn- Oh that, sure 3 or 4 times at once.The two guys on the right were the best, they have secret moves. Check it out, man. Also I was with Luigi and Slayton, all together must be about 30 times that week. AirAnn: walks away laughing her ass off. Lozers You go - I think you've won the "most creative" rumor starting award. You can start one about me anyday - just so long as it's not boring. Lots of men and amazing airial stunts and super powers - you know how it's done.M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #43 November 18, 2002 Quote Deal next time i am out at Perris probly with Steve You have a free jump coming. Hey, wait! I just remembered...there was that time you said that thing about me too. I feel so...tainted. In all fairness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #44 November 18, 2002 Quote You don't mean Badnews Bears do you? I can tell you have teenage children LMAO, thanks for correcting me Phree! If anyone finds my memory, could you please give it back to me? I seem to have lost it! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #45 November 18, 2002 Quote Next time I post I'll try to come up with some REAL controversial, juicy stuff - maybe I'll make up some good lies about myself and some extra bad behavior on my part! That's what I need. I need someone like a publicist. Movie stars have people who deny rumors. I need someone to fabricate interesting stories about me. Then my life would be far more exciting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #46 November 18, 2002 Quote ....and nearly nude body of a young handsome man, with the warm smell of chlorine and pool water dripping from his chiseled swimmers chest, breathing deeply and heavily from having just completed an athletic accomplishment, the crowd roars.... *Fat Bastard Voice* Feelin a little frisky are we?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eharris 0 #47 November 18, 2002 Quote Quote Next time I post I'll try to come up with some REAL controversial, juicy stuff - maybe I'll make up some good lies about myself and some extra bad behavior on my part! That's what I need. I need someone like a publicist. Movie stars have people who deny rumors. I need someone to fabricate interesting stories about me. Then my life would be far more exciting. We'll have to work on this publicist gig - this could be a fun deal!M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #48 November 18, 2002 Quote the crowd roars.... You sure of that? There may have been a scream of horror amongst the shocked gasps and giggles I heard....(Just playing with the very-young-but-not-so-innocent-since-he-started-hanging-with-Steve Viking...) Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #49 November 18, 2002 I remember it from the "Odd Couple" Felix used it in court..I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #50 November 18, 2002 Quote Quote don't anti-up to the occasion. Quote >>I say, I say thats "ante" boy! I say "ante", with an "E" boy, with an "E"! Well, I might not Ante up correctly but, I try not to be Ante-social_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
